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Will You Accept the Findings of the Muller Probe?

Will You Accept the Findings of the Muller Probe?

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DasJazz said:
A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below. She shouts to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consults his portable GPS and replies, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolls her eyes and says, "You must be a Republican!"

"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answers the balloonist, "everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you're not much help to me."

The man smiles and responds, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am, replies the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault."
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Speaking of stereotypical partisan BS, the problem with trying to tell a joke in JFCland, is nobody here can laugh. Because the laughing end is plugged, everything just comes out the other end.

Pretty sure this joke has saved human lives.

Because, if Republicans can't laugh, they'll become Democrats.

srs. humans are God's favs, but when we think we're depending on our own wits, and being run from one panic to another by the news, we lose our tolerance for first others, then ourselves. Suicide rates. Dems have ten times the suicide rate as Republicans.

When we learn to have faith in God, we relax. Heart attack rates decline. We laugh. We smile. We roast hot dogs and marshmallows, tell campfire legends, and have sex under the stars. Life is good.
 
Red said:
Seems that a great many rodent plagued properties in Baltimore are owned by Trump's son-in-law. And he seems to be a terrible landlord with numerous code violations. This is really not news, it's well known, but the irony is worth pointing out...

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...sted-baltimore-homes-kushner-owns/1876233001/
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Good find.

I read on the ny times that Mar a Lago was fined by Florida for having 73 violations, including rodent infestation in the kitchen. Of course, Donald’s fans don’t Care. They know this isn’t about rodents or Baltimore, it’s about insulting big cities, elitists, and minorities.
 
The Thriller said:
Good find.

I read on the ny times that Mar a Lago was fined by Florida for having 73 violations, including rodent infestation in the kitchen. Of course, Donald’s fans don’t Care. They know this isn’t about rodents or Baltimore, it’s about insulting big cities, elitists, and minorities.
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Take a look at every democratic controlled large city in this country and tell me what you find. Race has nothing to do with the fact that those cities have been run by democrats for decades and they’ve all been forgotten about. Homeless, filthy, rats, disease, violence, and poverty. Yet they still go vote for the same party that has put them in that position. It’s really amazing.
 
JazzFanNBama said:
Take a look at every democratic controlled large city in this country and tell me what you find. Race has nothing to do with the fact that those cities have been run by democrats for decades and they’ve all been forgotten about. Homeless, filthy, rats, disease, violence, and poverty. Yet they still go vote for the same party that has put them in that position. It’s really amazing.
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This is such a lazy attack it’s not worth refuting. So who’s alt are you? Hack’s?
 
babe said:
Speaking of stereotypical partisan BS, the problem with trying to tell a joke in JFCland, is nobody here can laugh. Because the laughing end is plugged, everything just comes out the other end.

Pretty sure this joke has saved human lives.

Because, if Republicans can't laugh, they'll become Democrats.

srs. humans are God's favs, but when we think we're depending on our own wits, and being run from one panic to another by the news, we lose our tolerance for first others, then ourselves. Suicide rates. Dems have ten times the suicide rate as Republicans.

When we learn to have faith in God, we relax. Heart attack rates decline. We laugh. We smile. We roast hot dogs and marshmallows, tell campfire legends, and have sex under the stars. Life is good.
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Sex under the stars.... yah man. yah. I had sex once.
 
babe said:
Speaking of stereotypical partisan BS, the problem with trying to tell a joke in JFCland, is nobody here can laugh. Because the laughing end is plugged, everything just comes out the other end.

Pretty sure this joke has saved human lives.

Because, if Republicans can't laugh, they'll become Democrats.

srs. humans are God's favs, but when we think we're depending on our own wits, and being run from one panic to another by the news, we lose our tolerance for first others, then ourselves. Suicide rates. Dems have ten times the suicide rate as Republicans.

When we learn to have faith in God, we relax. Heart attack rates decline. We laugh. We smile. We roast hot dogs and marshmallows, tell campfire legends, and have sex under the stars. Life is good.
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http://www.roperld.com/politics/suicides.htmhttp://www.roperld.com/politics/suicides.htm

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https://www.commondreams.org/views/...-suicide-epidemic-hitting-trumps-base-so-hard
 
Gameface said:
http://www.roperld.com/politics/suicides.htmhttp://www.roperld.com/politics/suicides.htm

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https://www.commondreams.org/views/...-suicide-epidemic-hitting-trumps-base-so-hard
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Makes sense, men with low incomes and easy access to firearms are much more likely to kill themselves. That's a big part of Trump's base.

The suicide epidemic really should get more attention, it's so sad to see so many people throw their lives away. Can't help but think a big part of this is the social stigma some people have against seeking mental health, and of course the lack of access to mental health care is a problem as well.
 
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