Your favourite Jerry Sloan quotes

[Jazz Spazz]

Boozer hurt again? How long this time?

Really? And in the Sloan Quotes thread?

 

[Stifle Tower]

And this one from today's Deseret News: "Whenever you're always bent over grabbing your pants, it's pretty hard to think about what you're doing."

 

[Bronco70]

Boozer hurt again? How long this time?

Really? And in the Sloan Quotes thread?

I think he was making a funny.

 

[Jazzfannut83]

When asked about a player's birthday party, and what type of party he'd like "I think for me, a hoedown would be more appropriate" (not exact but he said something along those lines)

 

[Hopper]

When asked what kinda prostitute he preferred, Sloan said: "The kind that pays me."

 

[Inn Dawn]

Really? And in the Sloan Quotes thread?

Imagine his post wrapped in quotes.

If that doesn't help. Imagine his post wrapped in quotes with a "-Jerry Sloan" at the end.

If that still doesn't help, imagine this:

"Boozer hurt again? How long this time?" - Jerry Sloan

 

[Archie Moses]

https://nba.fanhouse.com/2010/11/10/paul-millsap-jazz-stun-heat-with-overtime-win-in-miami/?synd=1

"Is that it?" asked Sloan at the end of several minutes of patiently answering questions. Without skipping a beat, he then quipped, "I hope to hell you don't bring all these people to Salt Lake!"

I'm so excited from tonight's win, I can't sleep.

 

[carolinajazz]

....most recent Sloan quote? Today: Utah Jazz coach Jerry Sloan was asked if playing at Miami and Orlando was one of the toughest back-to-back games in the league considering the high-profile franchises. "You mean because of the weather?" Sloan joked. "It's a 20-minute flight. It's not so bad."

 

[Hopper]

Sloan tonight: Don't talk no back-to-back crap. With the Bulls we played in Boston, Saint Louis San Francisco, Philadelphia, then Chicago, back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to back.

 

[Ben10]

When asked if Paul Milsap has the green light to shot 3 pointers after the Miami game Sloan said "He does now."

I found that very funny for some reason

 

[PadgettsPumpFake]

On being the first team to win three straight games after trailing by 10 points or more at halftime:

"That'll get you a toothpick and a glass of water when you're hungry," Sloan said. "Nobody cares about that."

 

[LifeOnaPlate]

On being the first team to win three straight games after trailing by 10 points or more at halftime:

"That'll get you a toothpick and a glass of water when you're hungry," Sloan said. "Nobody cares about that."

ahahaha

 

[PadgettsPumpFake]

Dont often post.... but had to post that. Classic Sloanism.