Your most memorable poos

[fishonjazz]

So has anyone heard of irritable bowel syndrome? It is my constant companion and "best friend", a souvenir from chemo, the gift that just keeps on giving.

I make dannon brand yogurt for a living and one type of yogurt we make is called Activia. Activia has a live active culture in it call bifidus regularis and it is clinically proven to help regulate your bowel movements.

My wife had trouble with irritable bowel syndrome and now she eats an activia every day and has no more problems with it.
Also, the activia yogurt is quite tasty. Its worth a try

 

[fishonjazz]

Yesterday was one of ghe worst days of my life. I caught some kind of bug/flu/virus and was puking and peeing out my *** for 12 hours straight.

Seriously thought i might die. Probably puked over 25 times and peed out my *** over 15 times........ multiple instances had me on the toilet leaking *** juice while simultaneously puking in a garbage can.

I got so dehydrated that my calves were cramping badly and my hands were constantly shaking and my whole body had pins n needles going on.

Amazed that im even alive today

 

[moevillini]

Yesterday was one of ghe worst days of my life. I caught some kind of bug/flu/virus and was puking and peeing out my *** for 12 hours straight.

Seriously thought i might die. Probably puked over 25 times and peed out my *** over 15 times........ multiple instances had me on the toilet leaking *** juice while simultaneously puking in a garbage can.

I got so dehydrated that my calves were cramping badly and my hands were constantly shaking and my whole body had pins n needles going on.

Amazed that im even alive today

guess you need to eat more Activa

 

[Harambe]

Yesterday was one of ghe worst days of my life. I caught some kind of bug/flu/virus and was puking and peeing out my *** for 12 hours straight.

Seriously thought i might die. Probably puked over 25 times and peed out my *** over 15 times........ multiple instances had me on the toilet leaking *** juice while simultaneously puking in a garbage can.

I got so dehydrated that my calves were cramping badly and my hands were constantly shaking and my whole body had pins n needles going on.

Amazed that im even alive today

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[franklin]

I make dannon brand yogurt for a living and one type of yogurt we make is called Activia. Activia has a live active culture in it call bifidus regularis and it is clinically proven to help regulate your bowel movements.

My wife had trouble with irritable bowel syndrome and now she eats an activia every day and has no more problems with it.
Also, the activia yogurt is quite tasty. Its worth a try

I interviewed for a QC position out there 8 years back. They weren't impressed that I wasn't in love with working the 12 hour graveyard shifts (although I was more than willing to do it). Since then I've always wondered if many people actually prefer working a graveyard shift. Are they still on the nurse work schedule?

Anyway, back on topic, I'm sure if I got that job I would have several memorable poops at the plant.

 

[fishonjazz]

I interviewed for a QC position out there 8 years back. They weren't impressed that I wasn't in love with working the 12 hour graveyard shifts (although I was more than willing to do it). Since then I've always wondered if many people actually prefer working a graveyard shift. Are they still on the nurse work schedule?

Anyway, back on topic, I'm sure if I got that job I would have several memorable poops at the plant.

Ya we still do that schedule and most hate the graveyard shift (i did 3.5 years of GY before i got on dayshift)

Most of the graveyard people are newer hires.

 

[franklin]

Ya we still do that schedule and most hate the graveyard shift (i did 3.5 years of GY before i got on dayshift)

Most of the graveyard people are newer hires.

That's roughly what I was told and was more than happy with it. To this day I don't understand why they didn't appreciate my honesty. It seems odd.

I'll probably be out there some time as a jackbooted thug. I'll give you a heads up so we can spend some time squirting squeezables into each other's mouth.

 

[fishonjazz]

That's roughly what I was told and was more than happy with it. To this day I don't understand why they didn't appreciate my honesty. It seems odd.

I'll probably be out there some time as a jackbooted thug. I'll give you a heads up so we can spend some time squirting squeezables into each other's mouth.

Lol
Deal

 

[LogGrad98]

A restaurant nearby has "Bowel of fresh fruit" on its menu

Sounds crappy.

 

[LogGrad98]

guess you need to eat more Activa

Try an activia *****.


I eat yogurt daily, and take probiotics and other things to help keep symptoms at bay. My doctor said at least one good thing is it tends to clean out your colon like nothing you could do otherwise and help reduce the formation of polyps, but all of that is light in the literature.

This is so close to the truth it isn't even funny. You would be amazed how focused it can be with nothing in the way. I had a bout of sneezing in the shower once and made what looked like a full-on cowpie stuck the middle of the wall of the shower. It looked like the room had been turned sideways for the cow to poop right there then put back to its normal orientation.

 

[addictionary]

If you want a real yogurt to help your digestive system, you should go to the country for a home yogurt recipe and ask for some fresh cow milk and brew your own yogurt. It has more bacteria, sours faster and my God it tastes like heaven when it sours after a few days.

I once picked up the phone and called mother in law and blessed her magical hands for making that yogurt. I said I can literally eat this forever. She was so happy.

 

[moevillini]

This is so close to the truth it isn't even funny. You would be amazed how focused it can be with nothing in the way. I had a bout of sneezing in the shower once and made what looked like a full-on cowpie stuck the middle of the wall of the shower. It looked like the room had been turned sideways for the cow to poop right there then put back to its normal orientation.

Must take some special kind of talent to line them up in such a nice pattern along the walls of the shower stall.