Zooey Deschanel is single.

[PearlWatson]

If her naked body looks anything like her face, please, for the love of all that's holy don't.

What the hell is holy if not a woman's body?

 

[LogGrad98]

All these pics prove the point that she is cute in a girl-next-door sort of way, and that's about it.

 

[GVC]

I agree. She's not a girl that makes your jaw drop just to look at her, but she has a sexy kind of charm about her. There's just something about her for me, and I can totally understand why some of you don't get it.

Because they like men?

But, seriously, Ben Gibbard? Seriously? I might actually have a chance.

 

[GVC]

I'm honestly more excited about what this means for the next Death Cab for Cutie album.

ew.

 

[Duck Rodgers]

I love Zooey Deschanel! She's so quirky and adorable. I would marry her.

The hair academy chicks are quirky and probably about 1/2 are lesbians too....so you don't need Zooey.

All relationship problems are solved at the hair academies of this great nation.

 

[Chad Feldheimer]

6/10

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

I find her to be extremely annoying.

 

[TheDude]

 

[TheDude]

 

[larryselbows]

daaaaaang!

 

[larryselbows]

I'm a creep, sorry.

 

[//r00t 4 Jazz]

So you're wondering what kind of relationship these sisters have?