A Joke a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

[The Blue Elephant]

A man visits a priest because he would like to have his name changed.

"Hello Father, i would like to change my name please." the man said.

"Alright, what is your current name sir?" the priest asked.

"Bob Hitler", the man said.

"Oh lord, i understand. What would you like to change your name to?" the priest asked.

"John Hitler".

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

My kind of joke.


And a true story of many experiences that.

Well fix the bar with the couch foot.

Huh?

 

[addictionary]

Huh?

I thought it was a common occurance to bump the foot pinky finger to the couch foot and hate everything in the world for ten seconds.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

I thought it was a common occurance to bump the foot pinky finger to the couch foot and hate everything in the world for ten seconds.

Yeah? And that has what to do with what?

 

[addictionary]

Yeah? And that has what to do with what?

Uhm. We may have ourselves a language barrier here.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Uhm. We may have ourselves a language barrier here.

 

[addictionary]

Hehheh. I mean, I might have misunderstood the joke and improvised on it but there is no connection.

 

[LogGrad98]

A priest a rabbi and a horse walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?"

 

[LogGrad98]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "hey why the long face?" The horse says "my wife is dying of a brain tumor."

 

[LogGrad98]

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
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The holocaust.

 

[LogGrad98]

My favorite knock knock joke....


Say knock knock...
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Who's there?

(Gotta try this on someone. It's hilarious.)

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
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The holocaust.

True dat.