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Of course I am a redneck, I live in Utah. I fish, hunt and drink beer those are the rules of the club.

Rednecks died when smart phones became ubiquitous. There's probably a few left but I'm pretty sure they are all strung out on meth.
 
I'm 30, with a 33" waist, a current handicap of 11 and a 13" peen.

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You gots a lotsa filing to do.
 
Archie no showed. It was rainy and windy. Shot an 83, not bad considering the conditions and that I'd never played the course before.

I played in the snow once in Mesquite. Part of a package weekend with some buddies I worked with. Don't remember the course, or how many balls I lost.<insert joke here>

Same weekend I won $300 playing black jack. Granted I lost $200 on slots. Never played slots again.
 
It happened today, guys. We played with our putters and struggled getting anything into holes. We golfed. How glorious it was.

Beer is a quiet, chill, cool dude. He looks like a honz's brother. Like, for real though.

No pics were taken. Mainly because an old man took it to us hard and crushed our everything.
 
Archie no showed. It was rainy and windy. Shot an 83, not bad considering the conditions and that I'd never played the course before.

Archie no showed? The hell you say!
 
It happened today, guys. We played with our putters and struggled getting anything into holes. We golfed. How glorious it was.

Beer is a quiet, chill, cool dude. He looks like a honz's brother. Like, for real though.

No pics were taken. Mainly because an old man took it to us hard and crushed our everything.

That old dude no joke murdered our faces today. I'm going to rest up and get my wrist right before playing again then we can make magic happen. Not in a gay way, though there would be nothing wrong with that.
 
It happened today, guys. We played with our putters and struggled getting anything into holes. We golfed. How glorious it was.

Beer is a quiet, chill, cool dude. He looks like a honz's brother. Like, for real though.

No pics were taken. Mainly because an old man took it to us hard and crushed our everything.

Fishonbeer
 
I shot a 130 today. I’ve only played four times in the last 22 years or so and that’s my best score since basically 2002 or so. I was pleased. I am awful and usually shoot 140-150. Fwiw, I play the book. Take penalties when I’m supposed to and such.

I had a par on a par 3 which is my first par ever. On a separate hole, I nailed a 35 foot putt which was awesome. I left a good 20-25 shots on the table. A couple handfuls of awful shots that went like 25-45 yards. A handful of chips that I know I can be infinitely better on. A handful of putts that I feel the same way about.
 
I shot a 130 today. I’ve only played four times in the last 22 years or so and that’s my best score since basically 2002 or so. I was pleased. I am awful and usually shoot 140-150. Fwiw, I play the book. Take penalties when I’m supposed to and such.

I had a par on a par 3 which is my first par ever. On a separate hole, I nailed a 35 foot putt which was awesome. I left a good 20-25 shots on the table. A couple handfuls of awful shots that went like 25-45 yards. A handful of chips that I know I can be infinitely better on. A handful of putts that I feel the same way about.
You and I should play together.
I haven't played in a couple years. I have only made par 2 times in my life. I suck but I me enjoy it. I might go to a driving range today actually for the first time in years.
 
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