Beer
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That sounds interesting. Especially if I'm going with you.
Btw, how old are you?
I'm 30, with a 33" waist, a current handicap of 11 and a 13" peen.
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I'm 30, with a 33" waist, a current handicap of 11 and a 13" peen.
Of course I am a redneck, I live in Utah. I fish, hunt and drink beer those are the rules of the club.
♪alt13
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Rednecks died when smart phones became ubiquitous. There's probably a few left but I'm pretty sure they are all strung out on meth.
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Beer
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Archie no showed. It was rainy and windy. Shot an 83, not bad considering the conditions and that I'd never played the course before.
Miggs
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he was lifting.
RJF
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I played in the snow once in Mesquite. Part of a package weekend with some buddies I worked with. Don't remember the course, or how many balls I lost.<insert joke here>
Same weekend I won $300 playing black jack. Granted I lost $200 on slots. Never played slots again.
Archie Moses
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It happened today, guys. We played with our putters and struggled getting anything into holes. We golfed. How glorious it was.
Beer is a quiet, chill, cool dude. He looks like a honz's brother. Like, for real though.
No pics were taken. Mainly because an old man took it to us hard and crushed our everything.
Beer is a quiet, chill, cool dude. He looks like a honz's brother. Like, for real though.
No pics were taken. Mainly because an old man took it to us hard and crushed our everything.
Archie no showed? The hell you say!
Beer
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That old dude no joke murdered our faces today. I'm going to rest up and get my wrist right before playing again then we can make magic happen. Not in a gay way, though there would be nothing wrong with that.
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Nice. I did become excited for seemingly no reason the other day. Now I know why.
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Go on......
Miggs
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I shot a 130 today. I’ve only played four times in the last 22 years or so and that’s my best score since basically 2002 or so. I was pleased. I am awful and usually shoot 140-150. Fwiw, I play the book. Take penalties when I’m supposed to and such.
I had a par on a par 3 which is my first par ever. On a separate hole, I nailed a 35 foot putt which was awesome. I left a good 20-25 shots on the table. A couple handfuls of awful shots that went like 25-45 yards. A handful of chips that I know I can be infinitely better on. A handful of putts that I feel the same way about.
I had a par on a par 3 which is my first par ever. On a separate hole, I nailed a 35 foot putt which was awesome. I left a good 20-25 shots on the table. A couple handfuls of awful shots that went like 25-45 yards. A handful of chips that I know I can be infinitely better on. A handful of putts that I feel the same way about.
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You and I should play together.
I haven't played in a couple years. I have only made par 2 times in my life. I suck but I enjoy it. I might go to a driving range today actually for the first time in years.
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Miggs
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If I ever come out again (I will if we make the playoffs), I’d totally golf with you. I won’t drink or anything like that. I’m too ultra competitive to do that…at least on the first 9-13 holes. By the 14th or so, I just don’t give a **** and will pound some beers.