Golf Anyone?

[Beer]

That sounds interesting. Especially if I'm going with you.

Btw, how old are you?

I'm 30, with a 33" waist, a current handicap of 11 and a 13" peen.

 

[Ron Mexico]

I'll own the creepy part if you own the redneck part.

Of course I am a redneck, I live in Utah. I fish, hunt and drink beer those are the rules of the club.

 

[♪alt13]

Of course I am a redneck, I live in Utah. I fish, hunt and drink beer those are the rules of the club.

Rednecks died when smart phones became ubiquitous. There's probably a few left but I'm pretty sure they are all strung out on meth.

 

[LogGrad98]

I'm 30, with a 33" waist, a current handicap of 11 and a 13" peen.

You gots a lotsa filing to do.

 

[RJF]

How was your date, fellas?

 

[Beer]

How was your date, fellas?

Archie no showed. It was rainy and windy. Shot an 83, not bad considering the conditions and that I'd never played the course before.

 

[Miggs]

Archie no showed. It was rainy and windy. Shot an 83, not bad considering the conditions and that I'd never played the course before.

he was lifting.

 

[RJF]

Archie no showed. It was rainy and windy. Shot an 83, not bad considering the conditions and that I'd never played the course before.

I played in the snow once in Mesquite. Part of a package weekend with some buddies I worked with. Don't remember the course, or how many balls I lost.<insert joke here>

Same weekend I won $300 playing black jack. Granted I lost $200 on slots. Never played slots again.

 

[Archie Moses]

It happened today, guys. We played with our putters and struggled getting anything into holes. We golfed. How glorious it was.

Beer is a quiet, chill, cool dude. He looks like a honz's brother. Like, for real though.

No pics were taken. Mainly because an old man took it to us hard and crushed our everything.

 

[Gameface]

Archie no showed. It was rainy and windy. Shot an 83, not bad considering the conditions and that I'd never played the course before.

Archie no showed? The hell you say!

 

[Beer]

It happened today, guys. We played with our putters and struggled getting anything into holes. We golfed. How glorious it was.

Beer is a quiet, chill, cool dude. He looks like a honz's brother. Like, for real though.

No pics were taken. Mainly because an old man took it to us hard and crushed our everything.

That old dude no joke murdered our faces today. I'm going to rest up and get my wrist right before playing again then we can make magic happen. Not in a gay way, though there would be nothing wrong with that.

 

[Hotdog]

So who won?

 

[Dr. Jones]

It happened today, guys. We played with our putters and struggled getting anything into holes. We golfed. How glorious it was.

Beer is a quiet, chill, cool dude. He looks like a honz's brother. Like, for real though.

No pics were taken. Mainly because an old man took it to us hard and crushed our everything.

Fishonbeer

 

[Dr. Jones]

So who won?

You, Hack.
Can we close this?

 

[Hotdog]

You, Hack.
Can we close this?

Nice. I did become excited for seemingly no reason the other day. Now I know why.

 

[fishonjazz]

He looks like a honz's brother.

Go on......