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Is Derrick Favors Dead?

fallenchicken

fallenchicken

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He has vanished into thin air. Think about it. He's not even on the sidelines in a suit. What is his injury? Back Spasms? What are those? something is fishy. I think he died in a skiing avalanche and the team is trying to keep it under wraps so they can trade him.
 
He didn't travel with the team in Texas. I assume so he is 100% ready for Saturday's home game.
 
Lol
 
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Could we get Dalabomb or someone to photoshop this thing?
 
If a guy whose close to 7 feet tall is having back spasms why would you want them sitting on a plane????

He better be in Utah getting therapy on the back, and lying down.
 
phippsj said:
If a guy whose close to 7 feet tall is having back spasms why would you want them sitting on a plane????

He better be in Utah getting therapy on the back, and lying down.
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You mean he's lying down, as in "he's dead"? Where did you get this information?
 
Favors last tweet is from 28.12.2015 and his location on his twitter page is 'In the gym' which is not plausible given his injury. Sadly, all signs point out to his death. He will be missed.
 
Argh. Do you think his death might impact his trade value?
 
Favors is dead. DL is currently injecting him with zombie blood in hopes of a quick recovery.
 
kabenac said:
Favors is dead. DL is currently injecting him with zombie blood in hopes of a quick recovery.
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Zombie Favors would take over da league.

I don't think you want to sit a lot when you have back issues... think it is much better to stay home and get the best treatment.
 
Favors has wanted to come back, but Dennis Lindsay has held him out a couple more games as a precautionary measure. He said this on the big show on 1280 today. He said Favors is probably ready to come back. We are going on a 10 game win streak now that our best player is going to be ready.
 
b_line said:
Favors has wanted to come back, but Dennis Lindsay has held him out a couple more games as a precautionary measure. He said this on the big show on 1280 today. He said Favors is probably ready to come back. We are going on a 10 game win streak now that our best player is going to be ready.
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Favors has been cloned like in The Sixth Day. They have leverage on him, that is why they were able no negotiate such good terms on his contract.
 
fallenchicken said:
He has vanished into thin air. Think about it. He's not even on the sidelines in a suit. What is his injury? Back Spasms? What are those? something is fishy. I think he died in a skiing avalanche and the team is trying to keep it under wraps so they can trade him.
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This is ridiculous. We all know that the ex-maester Qyburn has perfected "Ser Robert Strong": a 7 foot tall creature encased in armor assembled from the corpse of Favors and other prisoners, assigned as Cersei's champion in trial by combat.
 
I pray to God to forgive all the blasphemy of the fans and secure Favors away from the jinx of their evil eye.
 
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