Is Derrick Favors Dead?

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  1. fallenchicken

    fallenchicken Well-Known Member

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    He has vanished into thin air. Think about it. He's not even on the sidelines in a suit. What is his injury? Back Spasms? What are those? something is fishy. I think he died in a skiing avalanche and the team is trying to keep it under wraps so they can trade him.
     
  2. MDAV28

    MDAV28 Well-Known Member

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    He didn't travel with the team in Texas. I assume so he is 100% ready for Saturday's home game.
     
  3. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    Lol
     
  4. Jazz Spazz

    Jazz Spazz Inconceivable Staff Member

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    Could we get Dalabomb or someone to photoshop this thing?
     
  5. phippsj

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    If a guy whose close to 7 feet tall is having back spasms why would you want them sitting on a plane????

    He better be in Utah getting therapy on the back, and lying down.
     
  6. Joe Bagadonuts

    Joe Bagadonuts Well-Known Member

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    You mean he's lying down, as in "he's dead"? Where did you get this information?
     
  7. Hekate

    Hekate Well-Known Member

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    Favors last tweet is from 28.12.2015 and his location on his twitter page is 'In the gym' which is not plausible given his injury. Sadly, all signs point out to his death. He will be missed.
     
  8. Siro

    Siro Well-Known Member Contributor 2018 Award Winner

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    Argh. Do you think his death might impact his trade value?
     
  9. kabenac

    kabenac Well-Known Member

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    Favors is dead. DL is currently injecting him with zombie blood in hopes of a quick recovery.
     
  10. Handlogten's Heros

    Handlogten's Heros Well-Known Member 2019 Award Winner

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    Zombie Favors would take over da league.

    I don't think you want to sit a lot when you have back issues... think it is much better to stay home and get the best treatment.
     
  11. MT Steve

    MT Steve Well-Known Member Contributor

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  12. Stoked

    Stoked Well-Known Member Contributor 2018 Award Winner

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    Philly likes big stiffs. Favors for Saric and a 1st?
     
  13. vegas

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  14. b_line

    b_line Well-Known Member

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    Favors has wanted to come back, but Dennis Lindsay has held him out a couple more games as a precautionary measure. He said this on the big show on 1280 today. He said Favors is probably ready to come back. We are going on a 10 game win streak now that our best player is going to be ready.
     
  15. JAZZGASM

    JAZZGASM Guest

    Favors has been cloned like in The Sixth Day. They have leverage on him, that is why they were able no negotiate such good terms on his contract.
     
  16. silesian

    silesian Well-Known Member

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    This is ridiculous. We all know that the ex-maester Qyburn has perfected "Ser Robert Strong": a 7 foot tall creature encased in armor assembled from the corpse of Favors and other prisoners, assigned as Cersei's champion in trial by combat.
     
  17. dipship31

    dipship31 Well-Known Member

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    Weekend at Derrick's

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  18. BabyPeterzz

    BabyPeterzz Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Favors posted on FB he's ok. Obv his GF hacked him. RIP Derrick.
     
  19. Joe Bagadonuts

    Joe Bagadonuts Well-Known Member

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    Obv
     
  20. addictionary

    addictionary Well-Known Member

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    I pray to God to forgive all the blasphemy of the fans and secure Favors away from the jinx of their evil eye.
     

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