What's new
By:

The Official Bolerjack Thread

  • Thread starter Thread starter Deleted member 95
  • Start date Start date
Not to derail this fine thread, but I did want to say that I think Boler is probably a really nice guy that I wouldn't mind hanging out with, I just think he is a poor play by play guy that I do not enjoy listening to. Nothing personal.

Sorry if this derailed this NAOS thread or whatever, Carry on.
 
Leave NAOS alone!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqSTXuJeTks
 
Last edited:
bigmike said:
I love Bolerjack. Not as big of a Locke fan. I appreciate his approach to analytics, but he strikes me as a big smug these days. Thinks he's a know-it-all.
Click to expand...

Yep. Smugness factor has increased a lot this year. Pride cometh before the fall. Embarassing after one game he shredded Booner, who is one of the nicest guys of all time.
 
Hey, but someone finally explained to Boler the difference between a bounce pass and a skip pass. He has been calling them right this year.

Baby steps, baby.
 
silesian said:
Hey, but someone finally explained to Boler the difference between a bounce pass and a skip pass. He has been calling them right this year.

Baby steps, baby.
Click to expand...

So it only took him, what, a decade? At this rate he should be positively non-gag-inducing sometime in 2050. I am looking forward to it!
 
Boler is that windup doll that repeats a handful of phrases over and over. He does this a lot and never seems to get any better... he thought he was hot **** because he added one more phrases abt ‘using the hammer’ or smth like that.
 
8 said:
Boler is that windup doll that repeats a handful of phrases over and over. He does this a lot and never seems to get any better... he thought he was hot **** because he added one more phrases abt ‘using the hammer’ or smth like that.
Click to expand...

You've got the hammer... Use It!

I love that one.
 
dalamon said:
you're talking to a guy who still brings up things posters said 3, 4 years ago.

I wish you the best of luck. History doesn't show this precedent.
Click to expand...

What about people who give me **** for posts I made a decade ago about lifting hard for 5 months? Just kidding, never stop giving me **** for anything, Jazzfanz. The day that happens is the day I've turned into a MLMish hack.
 
(looks at the page number)

How the **** did this get to 17 pages?

I have some ideas, sigh...
 
I wish there would be a policy that every time he says a Jazz player's name wrong, Harpring gets to kick him in the nuts on air.

FFS Bolerjerk, his name is Alec, NOT Alex.
 
Last edited:
NAOS said:
Dude... let's walk through this really slow:

1. You called me a tough internet M'Fer or something like that.
2. I offered to take our interaction offline if you wanted.

In other words, I'm not what you're accusing me of being. If you want to test your accusation, you can.
Click to expand...
NAOS, you're being a jerk. Please stop.
 
rare144 said:
I shed a tear

[MENTION=848]dalamon[/MENTION], I'm calling on you, to hereby make a donation, to a charity to be determined by [MENTION=249]NAOS[/MENTION]

(NAOS, you didn't have to come out the closet like that.. we already knew)
Click to expand...

Thanks for the input, PG_AB. We all know your problems.
 
Cappy_Smurf said:
I wish there would be a policy that every time he says a Jazz player's name wrong, Harpring gets to kick him in the nuts on air.

FFS Bolerjerk, his name is Alec, NOT Alex.
Click to expand...

This would seriously drive up ratings. They could have a Busted Nut Count. Some credit union could donate 50 bucks to charity every time he gets squirrel-tapped.
 
Nate505 said:
(looks at the page number)

How the **** did this get to 17 pages?

I have some ideas, sigh...
Click to expand...

This is a hybrid thread. One part Bolerhack is a hack. One part NAOS is apparently no longer closeted or something.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Share this page
Back
Top