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Stupid Pet Peeves

franklin said:
Pet peeve: When I first got married over a decade ago when cell phones weren't anywhere near this mentally necessary, my phone contract ran out and I went without one for three whole days before my wife couldn't stand not having that contact leash. So I got a new one and have been on her plan ever since. BUT SHE DOESN'T ANSWER HER OWN DAMN PHONE 98% OF THE TIME WHEN I CALL BECAUSE SHE IS ALWAYS MISPLACING IT.
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Or it's on quiet, buried in the purse.

My favorite, is when I go to the store to get things, and ask her to send me a list. Half the time she does. The other half, I'll get to the store, call her, never get an answer, and then slowly go through and get the stuff I know we need. Miraculously, it's almost always when I'm 5 minutes out of the store and on the way home that she calls me and tells me what else we need. Mind you, we live 20 minutes from the store.

I usually just go home and tell her to get it next time she goes with the kids. That'll teach her.
 
I dream of a life without a cellphone.

In this dream I have some satellite device that only sends text messages (I hardly ever use it; I pay per text; no contract). And this device is powered by a wind-up/crank system like these newer flashlights. I wind it, use it, forget about it.
 
JustTheTip said:
Or it's on quiet, buried in the purse.

My favorite, is when I go to the store to get things, and ask her to send me a list. Half the time she does. The other half, I'll get to the store, call her, never get an answer, and then slowly go through and get the stuff I know we need. Miraculously, it's almost always when I'm 5 minutes out of the store and on the way home that she calls me and tells me what else we need. Mind you, we live 20 minutes from the store.

I usually just go home and tell her to get it next time she goes with the kids. That'll teach her.
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All the times I ask if she wants something from the gas station and she says no, then get a phone call requesting something after I'm already in the car and heading home...
 
people who take things for granite


or at least say it that way...
and now I have a new acquaintance who actually spells it that way - - she typed up a memo for a charity project we're doing and that's how she spelled it
 
moevillini said:
people who take things for granite


or at least say it that way...
and now I have a new acquaintance who actually spells it that way - - she typed up a memo for a charity project we're doing and that's how she spelled it
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It's when you think something is as solid as a rock but it turns out it's not. Duh Moe.
 
Hekate said:
When you have escaped into a game or a book and it suddenly ends.
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Don’t know if you know what the Jack Reacher series of books is but I’m reading the latest one now and it is maybe the best in the series. I can’t stop reading it but I don’t want it to end and I’m just rushing through it.
First world problems
 
fishonjazz said:
Don’t know if you know what the Jack Reacher series of books is but I’m reading the latest one now and it is maybe the best in the series. I can’t stop reading it but I don’t want it to end and I’m just rushing through it.
First world problems
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Heard it but I am not sure they are translated into Turkish and English books are expensive af which is another one of my pet peeves.

Global currency ftw.
 
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