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So we're finished, and the lawn still hasn't been mowed, my wife says. Obviously, I'm an addict and need help.

Looking through the threads in here, I think quite a few of us need help, too.

Anyone who can't resist popping in on a thread which is supposed to be a showcase of political correctness, just to mess all over on it, might need serious help.

So a while ago I was following the Lyndon LaRouche culties who are really sorta directly disrespectful of the Brit royals and the City of London, ya know, the Rhodes Club more or less. Actually pretty sure it's gotta be on the less side, because times change, and Rhodes is dead. The LaRouche folks are pretty stoked on the Silk Road and all kinds of technology, infrastructure projects like canals and roads and MagLev trains, and space ports, so it sometimes makes for some different reading..... But you have to follow the party line a bit too close for comfort.

President Xi of China and President Putin of Russia read their lit, too. Modern Renaissance Socialism at it's best, with its own unique set of intellectual leaders.

I also follow Mormon stuff a lot, and see how leadership works in that authoritarian setting, with offset smiles and fairly gushing "Brotherisms" of inclusion that carry a whole raft of cultural/social values and constructs. A lot more developed than say, the Law of Moses.

And then there are the US political parties, and little advocacy operations like Soros runs, and maybe Levin and Jones and the Breitbart set.

Well, I have issues with all these folks, and with JFC management as well, so obviously I am OCD on one-ups-man-ship.

I hear Xi has bought Hollywood outright, or something akin to that, and has weighed in on our social media giants as well, with a campaign like the Islamists/Democrats have had going on about Islamophobia and infidels in general, which made it essential media policy to avoid any negative value ideas or facts about Islam. And now the Chinese.

There is a crackdown going on in China, after some loosening on the subject in recent decades, on Christians. The Catholics need to let Xi pick their Chinese Archbishop, and a sort of "correlation committee" that will go through all their literature to make sure it is appropriate and avoids all negativity. Religion needs to be guided, of course.

At any rate, I define a cult as any specific set of beliefs or presumptions sanctioned by a leader or leadership clique empowered to discipline, remove, or discredit noncompliants loitering about the premises.

As such, JFC is a fully qualified cult, imo, with a sort of mod squad "correlation committee".

I have looked into the Utah Jazz ownership and management, and I have concluded that this site has their full endorsement and politically-correct stamp of approval. I can't turn to the BYU cougars because of similar trends imposed by that management.

Do you folks know that the Chinese have been sending their elite children to US universities to study Americans, like Un was here to study Americans as well. A disproportionate number of Chinese elite kids were sent to BYU.

Yep, the LDS Correlation Committee/Strengthening Membership Committees have gone viral, politically speaking. It's a Brave New World, where we all need to keep our real opinions to ourselves. Before we know it, all advanced nations will have a one-party system that sends "home teachers" out to see how folks are doing....

I think if any of you want help to fit in with the trend, there's plenty of resources and smiling helpers immediately available, where ever you are. Just squeak "I don't understand", and ten mods will come to your side within a blink of the eye.

Anyway, I've been toying with the idea of resurrecting Archie's site, or possibly doing a one-man comedy there. But maybe we can still have fun here.

If any of you feel sucked into this group more than you really feel comfortable about, I'm here to help..... well, until I'm booted out.....
 
Obviously. But did you understand it as a "harrumph" or a "barf"?

Harrumphers are the elites in cults, barfers are the misfits and malcontents.

zzzzzyxers are 99% of every cult.

Being able to read elevates you to the 75th percentile in the entire set, being willing to mock malcontents is 90% on the lower side of the bell curve. Being able to talk politely and persuasively with malcontents could land you a cushy guv job with perks for getting your most annoysome relatives sent to camp.
 
At any rate, I define a cult as any specific set of beliefs or presumptions sanctioned by a leader or leadership clique empowered to discipline, remove, or discredit noncompliants loitering about the premises.

As such, JFC is a fully qualified cult, imo, with a sort of mod squad "correlation committee".

What's the common set of beliefs or presumptions?
 
So we're finished, and the lawn still hasn't been mowed, my wife says. Obviously, I'm an addict and need help.

Looking through the threads in here, I think quite a few of us need help, too.

Anyone who can't resist popping in on a thread which is supposed to be a showcase of political correctness, just to mess all over on it, might need serious help.

So a while ago I was following the Lyndon LaRouche culties who are really sorta directly disrespectful of the Brit royals and the City of London, ya know, the Rhodes Club more or less. Actually pretty sure it's gotta be on the less side, because times change, and Rhodes is dead. The LaRouche folks are pretty stoked on the Silk Road and all kinds of technology, infrastructure projects like canals and roads and MagLev trains, and space ports, so it sometimes makes for some different reading..... But you have to follow the party line a bit too close for comfort.

President Xi of China and President Putin of Russia read their lit, too. Modern Renaissance Socialism at it's best, with its own unique set of intellectual leaders.

I also follow Mormon stuff a lot, and see how leadership works in that authoritarian setting, with offset smiles and fairly gushing "Brotherisms" of inclusion that carry a whole raft of cultural/social values and constructs. A lot more developed than say, the Law of Moses.

And then there are the US political parties, and little advocacy operations like Soros runs, and maybe Levin and Jones and the Breitbart set.

Well, I have issues with all these folks, and with JFC management as well, so obviously I am OCD on one-ups-man-ship.

I hear Xi has bought Hollywood outright, or something akin to that, and has weighed in on our social media giants as well, with a campaign like the Islamists/Democrats have had going on about Islamophobia and infidels in general, which made it essential media policy to avoid any negative value ideas or facts about Islam. And now the Chinese.

There is a crackdown going on in China, after some loosening on the subject in recent decades, on Christians. The Catholics need to let Xi pick their Chinese Archbishop, and a sort of "correlation committee" that will go through all their literature to make sure it is appropriate and avoids all negativity. Religion needs to be guided, of course.

At any rate, I define a cult as any specific set of beliefs or presumptions sanctioned by a leader or leadership clique empowered to discipline, remove, or discredit noncompliants loitering about the premises.

As such, JFC is a fully qualified cult, imo, with a sort of mod squad "correlation committee".

I have looked into the Utah Jazz ownership and management, and I have concluded that this site has their full endorsement and politically-correct stamp of approval. I can't turn to the BYU cougars because of similar trends imposed by that management.

Do you folks know that the Chinese have been sending their elite children to US universities to study Americans, like Un was here to study Americans as well. A disproportionate number of Chinese elite kids were sent to BYU.

Yep, the LDS Correlation Committee/Strengthening Membership Committees have gone viral, politically speaking. It's a Brave New World, where we all need to keep our real opinions to ourselves. Before we know it, all advanced nations will have a one-party system that sends "home teachers" out to see how folks are doing....

I think if any of you want help to fit in with the trend, there's plenty of resources and smiling helpers immediately available, where ever you are. Just squeak "I don't understand", and ten mods will come to your side within a blink of the eye.

Anyway, I've been toying with the idea of resurrecting Archie's site, or possibly doing a one-man comedy there. But maybe we can still have fun here.

If any of you feel sucked into this group more than you really feel comfortable about, I'm here to help..... well, until I'm booted out.....

Dangerous stuff babe. The mods are just itching for a reason to ban you and your rebellious/independent-thinking ways. Don't push your luck.
 
Dangerous stuff babe. The mods are just itching for a reason to ban you and your rebellious/independent-thinking ways. Don't push your luck.

nah.

Our mods are actually pretty smart.

Smart enough to laugh and let live.

But yah, this could be edgy. I figure as long as I'm a useful fool/foil against which the establishment can make a reasonable case, I can do this jig.

But China's Xi isn't that smart, I have to admit. Well, maybe he's even smarter than that, and just knows he can run the tables.

But seriously. Don't we need a place to do our pity parties in here?
 
What's the common set of beliefs or presumptions?

As per usual in our times, these items change daily. It's whatever the notion du jour happens to be, whatever is a useful talking point for whatever reason. And how do the faithful know what to think at any given moment? roll with what blows.
Life doesn't need to be any more complicated than that.

Trendsetters of the first rank might include Colton. Jason seems to be willing to be the unseen power behind the wind, but at least he doesn't get out to howl at the moon about it. I'd think Kicky and Rev are probably the organizational team who lead from behind as well. I don't think anyone can manage Thriller, and I don't think you'd listen if anyone did try to give you some pointers.

Overall, I would think Jonah would be the perfect JFC cultie without anyone trying to tell him what's what. He just believes in normal, and that's by far the most influential element in every cult.

Would it surprise you to learn that Jason is Mitt?????

ah, but overall, I should give you fair credit. No one persists on the JFC cult themes half as long as you do.
 
Is this really a serious take on a place that essentially specializes in dick and fart jokes?
 
I'm so anti-establishment that I murdered my parents, all my siblings and their children, and my entire family that went along just to get along. Now I'm left with me, myself, and I, and a poker game or two a year. **** THE MAN! Especially the poker game man! Who is he to think he can create a cult of rules that I have to follow? I play poker how I want to play poker. Screw the rules!!!11111111!1!1 I'm independent thinker!
 
Is this really a serious take on a place that essentially specializes in dick and fart jokes?

duh.

And if I pretended it as the bedrock truth of our times, I'd be a falling star as a poster. My little nuclear point would be a flash in the pan of JFC reality. Here today, gone tomorrow. Bullet and Red would be doing high fives, dancing in the streets, no doubt.

The d&f jokes, are..... of course...... best understood as nonsense codons in the JFC DNA. Not to say that they don't essentially capture the real value of the JFC cult, because they really do. And not to say that the fundamental, universal meaning of reality is not the parts of it we just don't, can't, and never will understand. That is the joke the universe apparently intends to play on all aspiring intelligence that would ever dream of understanding, or that would ever embrace the delusion of conviction about it's own goodness or reason.
 
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