Stars Fan
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Reasons to vote conservative, in the Trump era.
1. You live on a kibbutz on the West Bank.
2. You live on a kibbutz in Eastern Oregon.
3. You have an 8th grade education.
4. You have abandoned all hope, and want to hasten the end of the world.
5. Your momma told you to, and you are afraid of crossing momma.
6. You eat small children for lunch, and it is dinner time.
7. You long for the days when you could feel a girl up without being accused of a crime.
8. You want to use Latino kids for target practice.
9. You believe the transfer of wealth should only go from the poor to the rich.
10. You believe in the Amerikan dream.
1. You live on a kibbutz on the West Bank.
2. You live on a kibbutz in Eastern Oregon.
3. You have an 8th grade education.
4. You have abandoned all hope, and want to hasten the end of the world.
5. Your momma told you to, and you are afraid of crossing momma.
6. You eat small children for lunch, and it is dinner time.
7. You long for the days when you could feel a girl up without being accused of a crime.
8. You want to use Latino kids for target practice.
9. You believe the transfer of wealth should only go from the poor to the rich.
10. You believe in the Amerikan dream.
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