Like he sleuthed out your cell number and sent you a creepy text telling you he knows who you really are? Or that he PM'd you through Jazzfanz, a site he has self-banned himself from?
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Like he sleuthed out your cell number and sent you a creepy text telling you he knows who you really are? Or that he PM'd you through Jazzfanz, a site he has self-banned himself from?
Archie Moses
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that ranks up with with calling Friend A to rag about Friend B and not realizing you dialed Friend B and left your rant on the wrong answering machine/voice mail
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that happens all the time in whatsapp to me atleast once every year.
this one time a girl slept over and we had to leave the house in haste, so i apologized to her for not offering her a shower and breakfast after the great night we had.
Haven't actually done this yet am planning to. Every night my offsider and i drive home past this dude that sits in a car park in local park and stares at a house or the houses across the street from it. he is there every night, same spot, same time, never asleep looking out the window toward the same house/houses.
https://www.ubereats.com/melbourne/...7_52026129487_e_c&utm_source=AdWords_NonBrand
and a few cans of beer and then pulling into the car park and parking next to the dude while we eat chicken and drink cans and seeing what happens.
- We have considered that the bloke could be homeless but why he is never asleep?
- It could be a regular drug exchange but i would think they'd change it up more
- Could be a police surveillance operation but its unlikely, its been going on for months, its always the same dude 7 days a week and police mostly do their surveillance with unmanned camera cars.
- He could be meeting a dude in the park for sex
- He could be stalking someone in the house.
https://www.ubereats.com/melbourne/...7_52026129487_e_c&utm_source=AdWords_NonBrand
and a few cans of beer and then pulling into the car park and parking next to the dude while we eat chicken and drink cans and seeing what happens.
Not sure if I should share this.
I was walking home drunk with a friend when we fell into a swamp. When we got home, my wife says "why do you look like smurfs?". We look at each other and we are both blue. We remembered there was an outhouse above the swamp and say "oh ****" (no pun intended) and hit the showers.
Luckily both of us kept our mouths shut when we fell in.
I was walking home drunk with a friend when we fell into a swamp. When we got home, my wife says "why do you look like smurfs?". We look at each other and we are both blue. We remembered there was an outhouse above the swamp and say "oh ****" (no pun intended) and hit the showers.
Luckily both of us kept our mouths shut when we fell in.
Y'all will like this one.
Out to dinner with Mrs. Stoked and as we sit down to the table I get a call from my works security agency about an alarm on site. I resolve the issue and have to call and report that to my supervisor. He doesn't answer. So I leave a VM and I thought I hung up. Look up at my beautiful wife and crack a joke that I am glad I am married to her and not my bosses wife. Because “I wouldn’t **** her with a bag of stolen dicks!”.
At the moment I happen to look down and I never hung up the call. So that was all on his VM. Decided “**** it” and sent the VM instead of deleting it.
Fast forward 2 years and he gets demoted and sent to work with me. Just me and him everyday for 8 hours a day...
It’s awkward as **** lmfao
Edit: Still shaking my head that I said something like that. What a total jerk move. SMH
Out to dinner with Mrs. Stoked and as we sit down to the table I get a call from my works security agency about an alarm on site. I resolve the issue and have to call and report that to my supervisor. He doesn't answer. So I leave a VM and I thought I hung up. Look up at my beautiful wife and crack a joke that I am glad I am married to her and not my bosses wife. Because “I wouldn’t **** her with a bag of stolen dicks!”.
At the moment I happen to look down and I never hung up the call. So that was all on his VM. Decided “**** it” and sent the VM instead of deleting it.
Fast forward 2 years and he gets demoted and sent to work with me. Just me and him everyday for 8 hours a day...
It’s awkward as **** lmfao
Edit: Still shaking my head that I said something like that. What a total jerk move. SMH
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Nothin better than a little late night drunk mud wrasslin with your best dude friend.
Jokes aside how drunk were you? That seems ridiculously drunk but pretty funny.
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It is an ex pining for better days gone by, and possibly planning to kill the new guy.
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There is a possibility that he cut it off when there was a pause. I used to have this bad habit until I missed some important **** from my boss. I would just delete the message as soon as I thought the person would start rambling (a pet peeve of mine, people who ramble to say the same thing again and again because they are uncomfortable with VM or whatever), and once I cut off my bosses message apparently just before he said "you know, on second thought I need you to come in to work 2 hours early tomorrow to deal with this". He was a dick, and he did that **** regularly, but I missed this and caught unholy hell for it. Now I listen to all (well most) of my VM all the way through so that doesn't happen again.
You should ask him what his thoughts are on bags of stolen dicks just to check.
There is a possibility that he cut it off when there was a pause. I used to have this bad habit until I missed some important **** from my boss. I would just delete the message as soon as I thought the person would start rambling (a pet peeve of mine, people who ramble to say the same thing again and again because they are uncomfortable with VM or whatever), and once I cut off my bosses message apparently just before he said "you know, on second thought I need you to come in to work 2 hours early tomorrow to deal with this". He was a dick, and he did that **** regularly, but I missed this and caught unholy hell for it. Now I listen to all (well most) of my VM all the way through so that doesn't happen again.
You should ask him what his thoughts are on bags of stolen dicks just to check.
Yeah, no thanks. lol
Well it could be but who knows? I think fried chicken and some cans of ale will be required to get to the bottom of it. Me and my mate basically think the same way, some fun can be had with this.
Or you could end up dead.
That's fairly unlikely but i did suggest that we eat in our body armour just in case... I think he's either a stalker or he's meeting somebody in the park for fun times. Its fairly strange, its a pretty well off area, homes would start at around 1.7-1.8 million in that area, probably more. (Parkville for those aussie who will know)
Only sex and drugs normally bring out that degree of dedication from people.
We were drunk enough that even though we both know exactly where the swamp area is we still somehow fell in.
Archie Moses
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When I brushed my teeth this morning I accidentally grabbed Cool Azul Pain Relief cream and proceeded to brush my teeth. They both look pretty similar.
There's a weird, unexplainable thing that happens when you brush your teeth with a Ben Gay-esque product.
There's a weird, unexplainable thing that happens when you brush your teeth with a Ben Gay-esque product.
