Post Moronic Things You've Done to Make Me Feel Better About What I Did

[JazzGal]

Well it could be but who knows? I think fried chicken and some cans of ale will be required to get to the bottom of it. Me and my mate basically think the same way, some fun can be had with this.

Or you could end up dead.

 

[Rubashov]

Or you could end up dead.

That's fairly unlikely but i did suggest that we eat in our body armour just in case... I think he's either a stalker or he's meeting somebody in the park for fun times. Its fairly strange, its a pretty well off area, homes would start at around 1.7-1.8 million in that area, probably more. (Parkville for those aussie who will know)

Only sex and drugs normally bring out that degree of dedication from people.

 

[franklin]

Nothin better than a little late night drunk mud wrasslin with your best dude friend.

Jokes aside how drunk were you? That seems ridiculously drunk but pretty funny.

We were drunk enough that even though we both know exactly where the swamp area is we still somehow fell in.

 

[franklin]

I punched myself in the forehead and nose today with the scope on a .270 and had to get 8 stitches. I wish I was drunk and could blame it on that instead of the ****** scope.

The hamburger afterwards was excellent though.

 

[Archie Moses]

When I brushed my teeth this morning I accidentally grabbed Cool Azul Pain Relief cream and proceeded to brush my teeth. They both look pretty similar.

There's a weird, unexplainable thing that happens when you brush your teeth with a Ben Gay-esque product.

 

[RJF]

Looked for my phone using the flashlight on my phone. I’m up for work at 4:00am most days so I’ll just blame it on that...

 

[Rubashov]

Looked for my phone using the flashlight on my phone. I’m up for work at 4:00am most days so I’ll just blame it on that...

Did you find it?

 

[RJF]

Did you find it?

Yes, yes I did.

 

[LogGrad98]

Yes, yes I did.

Where was it?

 

[RJF]

Where was it?

Up your ***.

 

[Archie Moses]

Up your ***.

What's your hand doing working the flash light in Log's ***?

No judgment. Just curious.

 

[idestroyedthetoilet]

What's your hand doing working the flash light in Log's ***?

No judgment. Just curious.

It's Log so obviously trying to reach the dickles of his heart and warm them.