Farmer.Tan
Well-Known Member
Really dont need someone braking down every single spelling and grammar error I make.
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Really dont need someone braking down every single spelling and grammar error I make.
My life's not working for me. All I really want to do is smoke weed, play board games, watch basketball and play with myself. Unfortunately, none of that **** pays the bills. I need a sponsor.
My life's not working for me. All I really want to do is smoke weed, play board games, watch basketball and play with myself. Unfortunately, none of that **** pays the bills. I need a sponsor.
I don't have a basement but you're welcome to my trailer. You're responsible for propane for heat, mowing the lawn and shoveling snow, and babysitting for 4 hours every Wednesday. You cannot smoke in the yard but the train tracks are close enough to take a walk, and church is at 11. When do we start?
Screw that. Brother Camp, you can come live down here. We have no snow to shovel, the HOA mows the grass, and you can smoke on the lot across the street that has easily the best view in the valley.
Screw that. Brother Camp, you can come live down here. We have no snow to shovel, the HOA mows the grass, and you can smoke on the lot across the street that has easily the best view in the valley.
True story.
I was in a high school (for my job) and I was presenting to a class. For whatever reason the kids started talking about the grossest things they've ever eaten in their life. One kid said, "I ate a cricket." I said, "Mmm protein." Then I remembered about the guy who won the bug eating contest last year. If you don't know what I'm talking about, some guy won a **** roach eating contest and a few hours later died from eating them...
hehepeepeecaca
so cockroach is filtered? sheesh...
maybe we should call it a dickroach
that sounds even worse
Dumbasswell I see that's not quite true
**** roach
cockroach
it's one word, not two
Lol. I also have a story about selling a car. It was quite some time ago, but I was way too nice and agreed to take payments for an old car I sold. It was a couple in their 20's and I kind of felt sorry for them as I could see they didn't have a lot of money. Anyway, they made the first two payments and then the money stopped. Tried to contact them many times and even drove by their house but didn't see the car. Found out from their neighbors the car was in a friends garage torn apart (so no chance of just getting it back). When I FINALLY managed to talk to the GF, she said her boyfriend wasn't home. I asked when he would be home and she said, "5 to 10 years, he's in prison." So there went the rest of my money. Fortunately, it wasn't very much...only around $300. As I said, old car and a while ago.I once sold my old Ford Focus to new Algerian immigrant and he nicely asked me to drive it to his place next day as he had no means of getting to my place to pick it up... Stupidly enough I agreed and canceled car insurance the same day. Next day driving to his freaking address and keeping an eye on GPS I rear ended rental car near traffic lights with three dudes going to Las Vegas ( single car accident in last 20 years!) . So... I not only needed to pay cash for the damage to rental car but the new Algerian immigrant was not very impressed when I came to his house with damaged front bumper on his " new car" and he refused to take it. All in all that cancelled insurance ( or decision to be nice to car buyer ) for one day cost me over 2500$.
So today I went to leave for work.
**** ***
cockass
I voted in the recent cockass
Boy, it took some digging to find this thread.
I literally just walked into the women's restroom at Home Depot. I needed to pee so bad I was about 30 seconds from having it run down my leg and just took a right. Walked in and thought "no urinals? Wierd". Then I realized why there were no urinals. Luckily, it was Home Depot in the middle of the day, so there were no women in there.