Post Moronic Things You've Done to Make Me Feel Better About What I Did

[Jazz Spazz]

I posted in a Ute thread and got under the skin of Yewt fanz.

The end.

 

[moevillini]

Archie, when I saw this thread title I thought Post Moronic meant "After Moroni" and you wanted people to discuss things that happened after Moroni appeared to Joseph Smith

Honestly, that's what I thought. OK, that should make you feel better.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

I PayPal'ed UGLI $50.

 

[Duck Rodgers]

Here's one.....

I started "baking" something in the top half of a double oven a couple hours ago. Problem is, I had turned on the bottom half instead and I just checked and the thing is not cooked at all. I need to get married ASAP. I don't even know how to work an oven properly. I'm an embarrassment to humanity.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Here's one.....

I started "baking" something in the top half of a double oven a couple hours ago. Problem is, I had turned on the bottom half instead and I just checked and the thing is not cooked at all. I need to get married ASAP. I don't even know how to work an oven properly. I'm an embarrassment to humanity.

Make up time. Double the temp and it'll cook in half the time!

 

[JazzMan89]

I've never done anything dumb in my life. Ever. I'm awesome.

 

[jazz_fanatic]

Don't listen to Mantoof.

 

[JazzMan89]

Don't listen to Mantoof.

Is there a reason you speak with a lisp?

You must be eating too much dog again.

 

[jazz_fanatic]

I was teased and bullied in elementary and all throughout junior high for my lisp. I've learned to embrace it. Don't be an ath hole.

 

[GVC]

Dog is delicious, fwiw.

 

[Beantown]

One time I was having sex with a girl and I made her ****** way too fast...

It was SO embarrassing!!

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

One time I was having sex with a girl and I made her ****** way too fast...

It was SO embarrassing!!

The dog comments sparked this I take it?

 

[Zulu]

I was in a high-end hotel in Miami. My girl was leaving the room (heading back out of town) and, as a goofy joke, I decided to run out of the shower, into the hallway to embarrass her (or me?) all nekked and sudsy and ****. Well .. by the time I made it to the hallway, she was already on the elevator and I didn't have a key to the room. Not knowing what to do, I went to the stairwell .. where a family was walking up from the pool ......

They gave me a towel so I could ride the elevator to the lobby for a key.

For those who don't understand my sig!!

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Archie's golden days.

 

[Bronco70]

One time I was having sex with a girl and I made her ****** way too fast...

It was SO embarrassing!!

I do realize: ^this post is several months old.

I didn't realize: "Vomit" was a filtered word.

 

[Archie Moses]

I have at least 5 more stories to add.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

I have at least 5 more stories to add.

Please do.

 

[TroutBum]

I have at least 5 more stories to add.

Ya? Chop, chop, bish.

 

[Beantown]

I do realize: ^this post is several months old.

I didn't realize: "Vomit" was a filtered word.

Funny but the word "vomit" doesn't have enough letters to match the original filtered word.

 

[Bronco70]

Funny but the word "vomit" doesn't have enough letters to match the original filtered word.

I decided the count didn't need to be exact for it to be funny.

Should I have gone with "giggle"?