Post Moronic Things You've Done to Make Me Feel Better About What I Did

[jazz_fanatic]

I was teased and bullied in elementary and all throughout junior high for my lisp. I've learned to embrace it. Don't be an ath hole.

 

[GVC]

Dog is delicious, fwiw.

 

[Beantown]

One time I was having sex with a girl and I made her ****** way too fast...

It was SO embarrassing!!

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

One time I was having sex with a girl and I made her ****** way too fast...

It was SO embarrassing!!

The dog comments sparked this I take it?

 

[Zulu]

I was in a high-end hotel in Miami. My girl was leaving the room (heading back out of town) and, as a goofy joke, I decided to run out of the shower, into the hallway to embarrass her (or me?) all nekked and sudsy and ****. Well .. by the time I made it to the hallway, she was already on the elevator and I didn't have a key to the room. Not knowing what to do, I went to the stairwell .. where a family was walking up from the pool ......

They gave me a towel so I could ride the elevator to the lobby for a key.

For those who don't understand my sig!!

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Archie's golden days.

 

[Bronco70]

One time I was having sex with a girl and I made her ****** way too fast...

It was SO embarrassing!!

I do realize: ^this post is several months old.

I didn't realize: "Vomit" was a filtered word.

 

[Archie Moses]

I have at least 5 more stories to add.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

I have at least 5 more stories to add.

Please do.

 

[TroutBum]

I have at least 5 more stories to add.

Ya? Chop, chop, bish.

 

[Beantown]

I do realize: ^this post is several months old.

I didn't realize: "Vomit" was a filtered word.

Funny but the word "vomit" doesn't have enough letters to match the original filtered word.

 

[Bronco70]

Funny but the word "vomit" doesn't have enough letters to match the original filtered word.

I decided the count didn't need to be exact for it to be funny.

Should I have gone with "giggle"?