Post Moronic Things You've Done to Make Me Feel Better About What I Did

[Deleted member 848]

I was in a high-end hotel in Miami. My girl was leaving the room (heading back out of town) and, as a goofy joke, I decided to run out of the shower, into the hallway to embarrass her (or me?) all nekked and sudsy and ****. Well .. by the time I made it to the hallway, she was already on the elevator and I didn't have a key to the room. Not knowing what to do, I went to the stairwell .. where a family was walking up from the pool ......

They gave me a towel so I could ride the elevator to the lobby for a key.

This thread needed a bump.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I hate you Dal. But love your stalking.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

I h8 u Dal. But luv ur stalking.

ficksed

 

[Hartsock]

On my way to work, I stopped to get gas, I forgot my wallet at home but luckily there was a $20 in the cupholder. I went in and prepaid, my mind started wandering thinking about hot babes or something and I got in the car without filling my car with gas and drove off. I was about 5 miles away before I realized I was stilll out of gas and realized what I had done.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

I posted in a Ute thread and got under the skin of Yewt fanz.

The end.

 

[moevillini]

Archie, when I saw this thread title I thought Post Moronic meant "After Moroni" and you wanted people to discuss things that happened after Moroni appeared to Joseph Smith

Honestly, that's what I thought. OK, that should make you feel better.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

I PayPal'ed UGLI $50.

 

[Duck Rodgers]

Here's one.....

I started "baking" something in the top half of a double oven a couple hours ago. Problem is, I had turned on the bottom half instead and I just checked and the thing is not cooked at all. I need to get married ASAP. I don't even know how to work an oven properly. I'm an embarrassment to humanity.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Here's one.....

I started "baking" something in the top half of a double oven a couple hours ago. Problem is, I had turned on the bottom half instead and I just checked and the thing is not cooked at all. I need to get married ASAP. I don't even know how to work an oven properly. I'm an embarrassment to humanity.

Make up time. Double the temp and it'll cook in half the time!

 

[JazzMan89]

I've never done anything dumb in my life. Ever. I'm awesome.

 

[jazz_fanatic]

Don't listen to Mantoof.

 

[JazzMan89]

Don't listen to Mantoof.

Is there a reason you speak with a lisp?

You must be eating too much dog again.