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Cyrone Torbin said:
I tried to dunk on this 6'8 athletic guy at the air force base today on a fastbreak. He rejected the **** hard right before i got to the rim, fell hard on my back and all my friends laughed at me.

Should have just pulled up for a jumper.
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Or passed it to Al .. then safely stand and watch.
 
Gameface said:
A few years ago I was way into BBQing, and I mean slow cooking dry-rubbed brisket, ribs, butt roast, etc. with chunks of wood and coal. So one time I'm getting the coals going only I don't think they're heating up fast enough. So I grab the charcoal fluid and start spraying the already lit charcoal down. Just then my son comes to the back deck to ask me a question. I continue to spray the charcoal down. As I start to answer him I grab the lighter, you know the safe kind with the long shaft for BBQs and stuff, and light all the vaporized lighter fluid--booosh--fireball in my face. My son was terrorized. He want inside and told my wife I lit myself on fire and probably wouldn't be making BBQ anymore. I got a pretty good burn on the side of my face, neck and a forearm. No instacare, though. I tuffed it out.
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I think that's hour roll as a mail figure in the home. We kneed to be the example for our kids, and show them how to be tuff. It takes time to brake them in, so they can be tuff two. Don't even get me started on teaching teenagers the difference between the gas petal and the break petal. By the way I hate the cent of burnt hare, its the wurst.

Some of these stories are just offal, and a boar to reed, but I guess you may be trying to cover your bases... but are trying whey to hard oar giving a pore effort.

That storie about meating up with those chicks on that rode trip, I dont bye it.
 
JazzSpazz said:
I think that's hour roll as a mail figure in the home. We kneed to be the example for our kids, and show them how to be tuff. It takes time to brake them in, so they can be tuff two. Don't even get me started on teaching teenagers the difference between the gas petal and the break petal. By the way I hate the cent of burnt hare, its the wurst.

Some of these stories are just offal, and a boar to reed, but I guess you may be trying to cover your bases... but are trying whey to hard oar giving a pore effort.

That storie about meating up with those chicks on that rode trip, I dont bye it.
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Archie... Is that you?
 
JazzSpazz said:
I think that's hour roll as a mail figure in the home. We kneed to be the example for our kids, and show them how to be tuff. It takes time to brake them in, so they can be tuff two. Don't even get me started on teaching teenagers the difference between the gas petal and the break petal. By the way I hate the cent of burnt hare, its the wurst.

Some of these stories are just offal, and a boar to reed, but I guess you may be trying to cover your bases... but are trying whey to hard oar giving a pore effort.

That storie about meating up with those chicks on that rode trip, I dont bye it.
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K, somebody took that joke WAY too far.
 
Archie Moses said:
Today, I had a long lunch brake so I decided to get some errands done. Went and got an oil change, a car wash, and got my breaks fixed.

Stupid thing is, I left my wallet at the break shop so I had to go back to grab it, by the time I got back to work I was about a half hour late from my lunch brake and my boss flipped. I told him about leaving my wallet at the break repair shop, but he didnt want to hear it and sent me home early.

Hopefully I still have a job when I go in tomorrow morning or I think my girlfriend will probly brake up with me :(
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Sooo, did you end up losing your job or what Archibald?? And did your gal pal break up with you?

Dont leave us hangin, brah.
 
I asked a client when her baby was due; she wasn't pregnant. That was just about the most awkward and un-Trout thing I've ever done.
 
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