Does "become a lesbian" fit?
Post Moronic Things You've Done to Make Me Feel Better About What I Did
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Does "become a lesbian" fit?
Beantown
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I'm thinking "chuckle". Unless you are a 13 year old girl.
well this thread is heading places
This thread has already gone places. It has lapped the world 10 times. That is the greatness that is this thread.
Beantown
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Yea that works. But making a girl squint is tough.
yeah, they don't usually like to squint, it causes wrinkles. give her a magnifying glass instead.
Archie Moses
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True story.
I was in a high school (for my job) and I was presenting to a class. For whatever reason the kids started talking about the grossest things they've ever eaten in their life. One kid said, "I ate a cricket." I said, "Mmm protein." Then I remembered about the guy who won the bug eating contest last year. If you don't know what I'm talking about, some guy won a **** roach eating contest and a few hours later died from eating them. Being the bright guy that I am (in front of the teacher, a student teacher, and a class of about 35 high school kids) I was going to share that story with them. The only problem is I had a little slippage of tongue. I said, "Hey, did you guys hear about the guy who won the **** eating contest?" The entire class and the teachers laughed for like 5 minutes. I laughed too. There was nothing I could do to take it back so I just owned it and said, "Yeah, I just said that. What I meant to say was...."
It was really awkward, but I got invited to go back.
hehepeepeecaca
I was in a high school (for my job) and I was presenting to a class. For whatever reason the kids started talking about the grossest things they've ever eaten in their life. One kid said, "I ate a cricket." I said, "Mmm protein." Then I remembered about the guy who won the bug eating contest last year. If you don't know what I'm talking about, some guy won a **** roach eating contest and a few hours later died from eating them. Being the bright guy that I am (in front of the teacher, a student teacher, and a class of about 35 high school kids) I was going to share that story with them. The only problem is I had a little slippage of tongue. I said, "Hey, did you guys hear about the guy who won the **** eating contest?" The entire class and the teachers laughed for like 5 minutes. I laughed too. There was nothing I could do to take it back so I just owned it and said, "Yeah, I just said that. What I meant to say was...."
It was really awkward, but I got invited to go back.
hehepeepeecaca
UGLI baby
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Did you died?
What was your job at the time?
Archie Moses
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It's still my current job. I go to high schools for my job and do stuff.
I was only mostly dead.
I bet you were pissed that someone dethroned you at the contest -- you know, since you've been the defending champion for eight years strai... er, in a row.
GVC
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Can I come live in your basement?
GVC
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My life's not working for me. All I really want to do is smoke weed, play board games, watch basketball and play with myself. Unfortunately, none of that **** pays the bills. I need a sponsor.