Reverse Pet Peeves

[JazzGal]

I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

 

[Gameface]

Eh?

Are you confused by the "I have the technology" line? If so, all I mean is I know how to lose weight and get in shape.

 

[Miggs]

Are you confused by the "I have the technology" line? If so, all I mean is I know how to lose weight and get in shape.

Stop being a fatass then and do it.

Sorry, that’s how I motivate. No excuses!

 

[LogGrad98]

I love it when my farts come out silent.

"Mmmm what is that? That smells yummy. Can you smell that?"

I like you ask "do you smell popcorn?" It always makes people take a nice deep breath. Heh

 

[LogGrad98]

I love this time of year in SoCal, specifically between February and June. Citrus season. We live in Redlands, lots of groves here, orange blossoms smell amazing. And the fresh citrus of different varieties you really don't see most places is wonderful. There is a little local stand near us, near the LDS Temple actually, that always has the best fruit. Our favorite is Oro Blanco, like an extra sweet grapefruit. One of my favorite things about living in California.

 

[Rubashov]

I love this time of year in SoCal, specifically between February and June. Citrus season. We live in Redlands, lots of groves here, orange blossoms smell amazing. And the fresh citrus of different varieties you really don't see most places is wonderful. There is a little local stand near us, near the LDS Temple actually, that always has the best fruit. Our favorite is Oro Blanco, like an extra sweet grapefruit. One of my favorite things about living in California.

You bastard. Coldest day of the year here yesterday.

 

[Gameface]

You bastard. Coldest day of the year here yesterday.

Put on a coat and shut the **** up.

 

[Rubashov]

Put on a coat and shut the **** up.

My coat is covered in mashed potato after a food fight in a beer garden but that's another story...

 

[Gameface]

When I pull into a parking spot and the spot in front is also open so I can pull forward, making it so that I don't have to back out when I leave.

 

[Archie Moses]

When I pull into a parking spot and the spot in front is also open so I can pull forward, making it so that I don't have to back out when I leave.

There's always someone conveniently trying to park there when you're ready to leave.

 

[Gameface]

There's always someone conveniently trying to park there when you're ready to leave.

I'm talking about when I can park in that spot, nose out. I don't leave that bad boy open hoping no one takes it.

 

[Miggs]

Doing manual labor myself. I’m not the most handy guy but I am putting in a retaining wall of sorts.