You're the GM this offseason. What do you do?

[NUMBERICA]

No idea why you are upset at me for telling you this.

Very strange.

 

[NUMBERICA]

Alec Burks would definitely be on my radar for the minimum or perhaps Bi-Annual Exception. Perfect, ideal 3rd string player (stays ready, doesn’t complain, plays like a wrecking ball so not being in the opponent’s game plan works disproportionately well for him).

Don’t forget that the Jazz don’t win game 6 against the Thunder or game 2 against the Rockets last year without him.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

I swear I've been at least 75% less dickish for the past year and I still get 5 paragraph essays written about me.

 

[NAOS]

I swear I've been at least 75% less dickish for the past year and I still get 5 paragraph essays written about me.

join the club

 

[NAOS]

You're a legit dickhead aren't you?


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Jesus you're a terrible poster.

 

[NAOS]

Definitely.

Cy is one of those classic keyboard warriors who tries real hard to takes shots whenever he can. Fills that massive void in his pants I guess.

He's the type guy who won't hit "like" on a post even if he agrees with it yet tries so hard to create comments which will get him as many likes as possible. That too cool for everything else but himself mentality.

He never admits when he is wrong even when he has been shown to be 100% wrong.

He's that friend who is fine when mitigated to the fringe of a big group. If you had to take a road trip for a few hours to meet up with the rest of your friends, you're dreading every moment.

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Can you imagine the neural explosions that must've occurred when LoPo learned the catchphrase "keyboard warrior"? The psychological equivalent of the birth of a star.

 

[NUMBERICA]

Can you imagine the neural explosions that must've occurred when LoPo learned the catchphrase "keyboard warrior"? The psychological equivalent of the birth of a star.

Imagine when he learns that Donald Trump is a terrible person and president.

 

[LoPo]

I swear I've been at least 75% less dickish for the past year and I still get 5 paragraph essays written about me.

Nah, you haven't been 75% less dickish. You've just posted that much less.

Good on you for acknowledging the behavior though.

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[LoPo]

Can you imagine the neural explosions that must've occurred when LoPo learned the catchphrase "keyboard warrior"? The psychological equivalent of the birth of a star.

Troll, keyboard warrior, douchebag all led to a LoPo age of intellectual enlightenment.

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[Tragic66]

Troll, keyboard warrior, douchebag all led to a LoPo age of intellectual enlightenment.

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I’m actually most surprised that people care about or count likes for their posts! Really needy for that group confirmation that their views are special.

 

[NAOS]

Troll, keyboard warrior, douchebag all led to a LoPo age of intellectual enlightenment.

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yes, you have risen through the ranks of trolls, keyboard warriors, and douchebags. You are Master Trollkey Wardouche

 

[firegirl]

No idea why you are upset at me for telling you this.

I'm not upset at all. I sincerely wanted to know if you are in fact a dickhead.


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[firegirl]

Jesus you're a terrible poster.

Show me how you're any better, oh great and enlightened one.

And don't ****ing take the Lord's name in vain.


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[Jack Strop]

If I'm the GM, I ask for a promotion so my failures can be rewarded.

 

[Bawse Dawg]

And don't ****ing take the Lord's name in vain.

Christ almighty.

 

[LoPo]

yes, you have risen through the ranks of trolls, keyboard warriors, and douchebags. You are Master Trollkey Wardouche

I expected a better response from you.

You receive zero likes and may God have mercy on your soul.

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[NAOS]

Show me how you're any better, oh great and enlightened one.

And don't ****ing take the Lord's name in vain.


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Well, for one thing, I don't get hung-up on dumb rules like taking some dude's name "in vain". Secondly, and most importantly (since we're on jazzfanz), are my takes on anything related to the Utah Jazz. They are >>>>> yours.

 

[mellow]

Go ahead and close this thread mods.

 

[firegirl]

Well, for one thing, I don't get hung-up on dumb rules like taking some dude's name "in vain". Secondly, and most importantly (since we're on jazzfanz), are my takes on anything related to the Utah Jazz. They are >>>>> yours.

If you think I actually care about the Lord's name then you really are ****ing stupid.


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[Douchebag K]

If I'm the GM, I ask for a promotion so my failures can be rewarded.

Ffs just give it a rest