How old are you?

[bigb]

Oh, no. That guy looks cool. I was a big time dork.

Was???

 

[Gameface]

Was???

nice

 

[Archie Moses]

I couldn't grow a mustache until I was 26.

 

[GVC]

My mustache kicks ***.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

My mustache kicks ***.

That's called pubes.

 

[TroutBum]

I am 30 and I can grow a filthy Vinyl-stache, and that's about it. My **** is huge, so that totally makes up for it.

 

[LogGrad98]

I am 30 and I can grow a filthy Vinyl-stache, and that's about it. My **** is huge, so that totally makes up for it.

How does large fecal matter make up for anything?

 

[Gameface]

The really great thing about being able to grow a sweet stache in 7th grade is that by 25 I was able to grow my own sweater.

 

[TroutBum]

How does large fecal matter make up for anything?

Dude, do you realize how many chicks I've gotten with that ****?

 

[//r00t 4 Jazz]

Dude, do you realize how many chicks I've gotten with that ****?

I'm sure you picked up dozens at your weekly Fecophilia anonymous meetings, I always assumed that is why people always called you a ****head.

 

[Deleted member 848]

Officially entered adulthood.

Luckily for me, 18 is the legal drinking age of my province

 

[Duck Rodgers]

Officially entered adulthood.

Luckily for me, 18 is the legal drinking age of my province

Aren't you the Muslim dude? I'm calling your Imam.