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1-2...And The Jazz Slide Continues

MeloTheJazzKiller

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Hmmm, we heard all this talk about the Jazz being 18-1 in their last nineteen games or whatever stupid stat you guys were coming up with. Well, let's deal with reality. The Jazz are a dreadful 1-2 in their last three games.

1-2. You know who is better? The Knicks. 3-0.

I would say, "See you guys in The Finals," but something tells me one team has zero chance of getting to The Finals. It's the 1-2 team, folks.
 
Thibbs is happy youse guys are at .500.

Uhh, one game over .500. We are 18-17.

Here's the thing: we are all alone in 4th place in the East. The only three teams ahead of us are the monsters of the East - Nets, Sixers, and Bucks. That's unreal. We are the youngest team in the league and the older guys on our team are all wash outs from other teams...yet only the Nets, Sixers, and Bucks are ahead of us.
 
Uhh, one game over .500. We are 18-17.

Here's the thing: we are all alone in 4th place in the East. The only three teams ahead of us are the monsters of the East - Nets, Sixers, and Bucks. That's unreal. We are the youngest team in the league and the older guys on our team are all wash outs from other teams...yet only the Nets, Sixers, and Bucks are better than us.
Technically the Nets and Sixers are worse than you - neither of them are 3-0 in their last three games.
 
Uhh, one game over .500. We are 18-17.

Here's the thing: we are all alone in 4th place in the East. The only three teams ahead of us are the monsters of the East - Nets, Sixers, and Bucks. That's unreal. We are the youngest team in the league and the older guys on our team are all wash outs from other teams...yet only the Nets, Sixers, and Bucks are ahead of us.
Uh wrong. Good thing I'm here to explain basketball to you. One of those "wins" was against the jazz, and since the Jazz are so bad, being 1-2 in their last 3 after all, the win just doesn't count. It's he same as if the Knicks just decided to play a g-league team for fun. Get the win, but it just doesn't count.

So you are at .500, mmkay?
 
Folks, your slide is now at 2-4.

You Jazz have only won two games in last 6. You know if the full 82 game season started today, the Jazz would finish with a 24-58 record.

You are on pace for a 58 loss season. You do realize that is awful, right?
 
Folks, your slide is now at 2-4.

You Jazz have only won two games in last 6. You know if the full 82 game season started today, the Jazz would finish with a 24-58 record.

You are on pace for a 58 loss season. You do realize that is awful, right?
Surely headed for a first round matchup with the Blazers where Melo will end us.
 
Do we know whose alt this is?
Probably Cy's. He probably gets bored calling everyone on the site a racist and made another alt to troll us.

The only good alt is Karl Malone as it's always amusing hearing him talk about himself in third person.
 
Wait, I thought your argument was that it had to be counted from the loss to the Knickerbockers?

Based on that, the Jazz are 26-8. Which is pretty good, I think. Whereas the Knicks are 17-18. Which isn't BAD, so much as perfectly acceptable in the East.
 
Hmmm, we heard all this talk about the Jazz being 18-1 in their last nineteen games or whatever stupid stat you guys were coming up with. Well, let's deal with reality. The Jazz are a dreadful 1-2 in their last three games.

1-2. You know who is better? The Knicks. 3-0.

I would say, "See you guys in The Finals," but something tells me one team has zero chance of getting to The Finals. It's the 1-2 team, folks.
Haha thanks for letting us know our record out of a 3 game sample Mr. Crymello who hasn’t won anything. You know how many teams who won a championship had a 1-2 record throughout their season at one point? Unless you’re the warriors with KD, every single one. Tell me I’m wrong and back it up with facts. That stat doesn’t mean ****. Vegas odds would still pick the Jazz going to the finals over the lowly knicks every day of the week.

Btw the knicks are easily the worst run organization in nba history. Not even hippie crack head ‘zen master’ could fix that dumpster fire so that’s a funny analogy and a 3 game win streak. Wowza. That must be a record for the Knicks. Jog on.
 
Haha thanks for letting us know our record out of a 3 game sample Mr. Crymello who hasn’t won anything. You know how many teams who won a championship had a 1-2 record throughout their season at one point? Unless you’re the warriors with KD, every single one. Tell me I’m wrong and back it up with facts. That stat doesn’t mean ****. Vegas odds would still pick the Jazz going to the finals over the lowly knicks every day of the week.

Btw the knicks are easily the worst run organization in nba history. Not even hippie crack head ‘zen master’ could fix that dumpster fire so that’s a funny analogy and a 3 game win streak. Wowza. That must be a record for the Knicks. Jog on.
Dude calm down. He's our pet troll. He's harmless and hilarious.
 
Let's face it @MeloTheJazzKiller, deep in your heart you are secretly rooting for the Jazz. If we win the championship you could claim the moral victory for the Knicks and be even more proud that they "slaughtered" us in the regular season.
 
Mr. Crymello who hasn’t won anything.

Uhh, you don't follow basketball much do you?

Melo is the only human on Earth to win High School Championship, College Championship, and Olympic Championship. He's won more in his short time on Earth than you would if you live for 100,000 years.

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