1-2...And The Jazz Slide Continues

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

I pray every night the Jazz don't meet Melo in the Olympics.

So true. Number one greatest Olympian is Michael Phelps. Number two is Melo.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

So true. Number one greatest Olympian is Michael Phelps. Number two is Melo.

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Melo was -19 in a game the Blazers lost by 19 points...

 

[Nate505]

There's nothing like playing a team with Melo on it to stop a losing streak

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Melo was -19 in a game the Blazers lost by 19 points...

You trust the official scorekeepers?

Look at the picture below. Two guys on the same team wearing the same number and the official scorekeepers didn't even notice.



Believe me, scorekeepers are often wrong. I have a strong feeling that Melo was +19. And I have a stronger feeling the scorekeepers even got the final score wrong. If you watch the game again and keep careful track of the score, I'd bet the Blazers, not the Jazz, won last night.

 

[Jazzmix]

So true. Number one greatest Olympian is Michael Phelps. Number two is Melo.

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Imagine if Melo chose swimming..

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Imagine if Melo chose swimming..

Oh, man, if Melo had been a swimmer instead of a legendary b-ball player, no one would ever have heard of Michael Phelps.

For God's sake, Melo has a lake in his backyard!




And can Michael Phelps hold his breath underwater like Melo is able to? The answer is no. No human can except Melo. He really is special.

 

[LogGrad98]

So true. Number one greatest Olympian is Michael Phelps. Number two is Melo.

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@NiangtheMeloKiller

Melo has seen his death, and it's name is Georges.

 

[//r00t 4 Jazz]

Would your name then be "MeloTheSwimmersBody" ?

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Would your name then be "MeloTheSwimmersBody" ?

No. It would be MeloTheFreestyleBackstrokeBreaststrokeButterflyGoldMedalWinningSwimmer