1-2...And The Jazz Slide Continues

[LogGrad98]

Uhh, you don't follow basketball much do you?

Melo is the only human on Earth to win High School Championship, College Championship, and Olympic Championship. He's won more in his short time on Earth than you would if you live for 100,000 years.

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No nba championship? You have my pity.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Jazz are starting another dreadful slide -- you've won just one game of your last two.

With that pathetic slide you do realize if the NBA played a full season this year your Jazz record would end up 41-41.
My Knicks are a .500 team. Same as your Jazz.

 

[homeytennis]

Didn't Melo and AI play on that US Team that was dreadful that caused its coach George Karl to say: Ï have never coached a team with such selfish individuals before."

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Didn't Melo and AI play on that US Team that was dreadful that caused its coach George Karl to say: Ï have never coached a team with such selfish individuals before."

Huh? Coach Karl actually said Melo was the best offensive player he ever coached.

And you are thinking of the 2004 bronze medal winning US Olympic team. Coach Karl was not a coach on that team and that team's failure was clearly all on this guy.....



...not this guy:

 

[whatthe]

Ahh..thanks for sharing your pic, MTJK.

 

[gomretat]

I am behind but......Melo went to high school?

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

I am behind but......Melo went to high school?

Uhh, I have a PhD in Differential Equations, Dynamic Systems, and Mathematical Physics. That is why I recognize winning one of your last two is a frightening slide.

My mathematics PhD enables me to fully enjoy the game of basketball. You follow basketball because you are only capable of counting by twos. Football -- with sevens and threes and extra points and two point conversions -- that is far too complex for you. So you become a Jazz fan.

 

[whatthe]

Uhh, I have a PhD in Differential Equations, Dynamic Systems, and Mathematical Physics. That is why I recognize winning one of your last two is a frightening slide.

My mathematics PhD enables me to fully enjoy the game of basketball. You follow basketball because you are only capable of counting by twos. Football -- with sevens and threes and extra points and two point conversions -- that is far too complex for you. So you become a Jazz fan.

Profound...

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Profound...

If you think that's deep you should read my PhD dissertation on Jeremy Lin. I make analogous connections between Lin's crossover moves and Genghis Khan's outflanking tactics.

 

[gomretat]

Uhh, I have a PhD in Differential Equations, Dynamic Systems, and Mathematical Physics. That is why I recognize winning one of your last two is a frightening slide.

My mathematics PhD enables me to fully enjoy the game of basketball. You follow basketball because you are only capable of counting by twos. Football -- with sevens and threes and extra points and two point conversions -- that is far too complex for you. So you become a Jazz fan.

So you are Melo?

 

[One Brow]

If you think that's deep you should read my PhD dissertation on Jeremy Lin. I make analogous connections between Lin's crossover moves and Genghis Khan's outflanking tactics.

If we pull a Banach-Tarski on Melo, we could give him Chamberlain's body, and he would play for another dozen years.

 

[LogGrad98]

If we pull a Banach-Tarski on Melo, we could give him Chamberlain's body, and he would play for another dozen years.

Yeah but he would still suck.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

So you are Melo?

I am MeloTheJazzKiller.

When you play Portland, I come to this board and laugh at how much Melo kills you. You do not want to meet Melo and Portland in the playoffs. You will once again know the feeling of four and out.

 

[One Brow]

I am MeloTheJazzKiller.

When you play Portland, I come to this board and laugh at how much Melo kills you. You do not want to meet Melo and Portland in the playoffs. You will once again know the feeling of four and out.

From the winning side, perhaps.

 

[Chargers Jazz Angels]

Troll alert

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[LogGrad98]

Troll alert

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Yes he's our pet troll. He's also a closet jazz fan.

 

[porfavors]

Melo visit the forum 12 times

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Melo visit the forum 12 times

12 times? If you Jazz meet Portland in the playoffs, I will be here just four times....Jazz will be four and out.

 

[Alpy]

Uhh, I have a PhD in Differential Equations, Dynamic Systems, and Mathematical Physics. That is why I recognize winning one of your last two is a frightening slide.

My mathematics PhD enables me to fully enjoy the game of basketball. You follow basketball because you are only capable of counting by twos. Football -- with sevens and threes and extra points and two point conversions -- that is far too complex for you. So you become a Jazz fan.

That was actually funny... Interesting, is that really you?

 

[whatthe]

I am MeloTheJazzKiller.

When you play Portland, I come to this board and laugh at how much Melo kills you. You do not want to meet Melo and Portland in the playoffs. You will once again know the feeling of four and out.

That Norman Powell trade makes Portland super dangerous. They could be offensively our equal.