Well these sound like some peaceful trustworth folks.
A Russian senator issued a
horrifying warning to British Prime Minister Keir Starmer, saying that sending troops to Ukraine would help Russia "fertilize the Crimean vineyards" with their bodies.
"What did this Starmer say? More precisely, what did he want to say? It was like, 'I'm such a cool British Prime Minister, now I'll gather my courage and send the royal army and navy to Russia'.
"Send them, Starmer. Don't talk, send them. Don't forget to give your Scots combat tartan skirts, so that our drones can easily fly in there and kick their spicy asses."
"Don't ignore the glorious Irish with the blue plume on their hats, by which our snipers will be pleased to count them in the shabby Zaporizhzhia forest regiments.
"Don't miss the moment to put grizzly fur hats on your brave English warriors, who are never dried out in your pubs. They will be very useful in the Donetsk trenches for feeding thousands of local mice. Come on, Starmer, blow your bagpipes, blow to us, brave warrior of the crazy king."
"It has been a long time since we fertilised the Crimean vineyards with [the corpses of] British officers. We are waiting, Starmer. The time has come."
Major General Apti Alaudinov echoed this shcoking sentiment, telling Emmanuel Macron that any of his troops sent to Ukraine, which he called "little frogs", would be defeated.
He added that Europe and NATO would also "cease to exist" if it tried a "boots on the ground" approach to supporting Kyiv.
He said: "We should be ready to raise an army of, say, a couple of million. [This would put European armies] in a position from which they will never recover - never.
"If they do go for it, most of Europe as we know it will simply cease to exist.
damn. Russians are kind of dicks. Maybe just dont invade countries and if you do make that mistake then fix the mistake by going back home.
From the comments:
Putin doesn't have enough manpower to take over Ukraine, and now he's threatening to suddenly be able to raise an army of millions?
That's because trump is offering Putin the USA.
That is because his buddy T is backing him.
That's because Trump is Putin's alli and has Putin is planning on the US Military to help him take over Europe and Trump is trying to hand the USA to him on a silver platter.
THERE IS A TRAITOR IN OUR HOUSE