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Triple Double!

If I were to play in a church basketball league and get in shape enough to play bunches of minutes, I'd be a double-double machine (assists). Would have to get steals to get a triple double though, as I'm no rebounder.
 
If I were to play in a church basketball league and get in shape enough to play bunches of minutes, I'd be a double-double machine (assists). Would have to get steals to get a triple double though, as I'm no rebounder.

Translation: I'm 5'7"
 
I call BS on this. No one keeps a state book that detailed in churchball. With that said, I average triple doubles in churchball. That's why I stopped playing.
 
I call BS on this. No one keeps a state book that detailed in churchball. With that said, I average triple doubles in churchball. That's why I stopped playing.

They keep the score, that's it. The rest I kept in my head. Like I said, this is the first time I've ever looked at the stat sheet at the end of a game, because I really don't care. It just so happened that I was certain about the blocks and rebounds (well, not exactly on the boards, so I took a -2 from what I thought I had) and wanted to confirm my awesomeness. It all started when I got 4 blocks on one single play, three of them on the same dude. The rest was easy to remember.

As far as you averaging a TD, I don't doubt that at all. You're 6'5" and lift weights. I have tasted your nuts, and they're gross. I, on the other hand, am a fat balding slob -- so this is really something. Quit trying to rain on my parade, *** cheeks.
 
I got a quadruple double in ward ball once.

MLAs, Blown defensive assignments, Turnovers, Fouls.

I was still better than Raja Bell.
 
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