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Well, Jack-holes, I'd love to take your money n' stuff, but I never proposed that I could currently hit a 360 drive, other than a jab at dingleberry up there ^. I have, many times, over the years done it, but as I've said in previous posts, I haven't golfed seriously in years. I have no doubt, and I would put money on it, that I can out drive any of you here, even with my 12 year old driver.

But since we'll never actually meet up and find out, let's just assume that I'd kick your *** and you can just save your money. You're welcome.
 
TroutBum said:
Well, Jack-holes, I'd love to take your money n' stuff, but I never proposed that I could currently hit a 360 drive, other than a jab at dingleberry up there ^. I have, many times, over the years done it, but as I've said in previous posts, I haven't golfed seriously in years. I have no doubt, and I would put money on it, that I can out drive any of you here, even with my 12 year old driver.

But since we'll never actually meet up and find out, let's just assume that I'd kick your *** and you can just save your money. You're welcome.
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Tomorrow night I will bring a golf club to the poker game. Ill have you swing it in the yard and Ill get a good estimation on how long you can hit it. I have 2 hole in ones and have also been to The Masters twice so I should be able to eyeball your distance +/- 3 yards, without you needing to hit a ball.

If there is interest, I will film Trouts swing and upload it here. Just need someone to PM me a few bucks to take care of shipping & processing etc.
 
Was I hitting the ball 300 yards today on the range? Yes! Was the wind helping me? That's none of your damn business.
 
U Gotta Love It Baby said:
Tomorrow night I will bring a golf club to the poker game. Ill have you swing it in the yard and Ill get a good estimation on how long you can hit it. I have 2 hole in ones and have also been to The Masters twice so I should be able to eyeball your distance +/- 3 yards, without you needing to hit a ball.

If there is interest, I will film Trouts swing and upload it here. Just need someone to PM me a few bucks to take care of shipping & processing etc.
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Make sure it's left handed.
 
BluesRocker said:
I can throw a football 90 yards, throw a baseball 108 mph, run a 4.0 40 yard dash, and I got a 48 inch vert.
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A guy came into my office one time and saw a signed baseball on my desk and in all seriousness said, "In high school I could throw a baseball 300 yards. Also, I once hit 4 grandslams in one game while in high school."
 
kwb said:
A guy came into my office one time and saw a signed baseball on my desk and in all seriousness said, "In high school I could throw a baseball 300 yards. Also, I once hit 4 grandslams in one game while in high school."
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Uggh, I hate people like that so much.
 
I never know how to deal with people like that. I never call them out because they won't come out and say they are lying. Also, a trashy guy about 30 once told me He held the record for the 200m or some **** like that in swimming and Michael Phelps was the one who broke his record and his whole family just sat and cried as they watched it. Also said he had a full ride scholarship to Florida to swim but "hurt his shoulder." Guy was from Utah btw.
 
Archie Moses said:
I went to the driving range 3 times today and hit two large buckets of balls each time. I'm tired.
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Coincidentally enough Trout went drove to a ranch 3 times today hit his two balls on large buckets each time and is also tired, but that story is more about a cow then golf.
 
kwb said:
A guy came into my office one time and saw a signed baseball on my desk and in all seriousness said, "In high school I could throw a baseball 300 yards. Also, I once hit 4 grandslams in one game while in high school."
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That's my dad. He wasn't lying either.
 
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