Best Places to Eat in Utah Thread

[Beantown]

I get most of my meals at the Provo temple because I'm there all day baptizing the dead for God. Their pork chops are off the ****ing chain.

-Craig

Can you explain the Craig Manscill joke? Isnt he just some BYU professor?

 

[Craig K. Manscill]

Yes, I teach at BYU. You should drop by sometime since I've noticed you know very little about our church. Thanks for checking out my post.

- Your homie, Craig

 

[TroutBum]

Yes, I teach at BYU. You should drop by sometime since I've noticed you know very little about our church. Thanks for checking out my post.

- Your homie, Craig

Jesus was funny. This particular incarnation... not so much. Bring back Morrisey.

 

[Beantown]

Oh its Jesus Christ.

 

[CONAN]

Harmons is sweet. And it's MILF city.

Shepherd's Pie at Provo Temple is nice.

 

[jazznmagic]

cutlers in bountiful. best sandwhiches and cookies you will ever eat. plus i work there!

 

[TroutBum]

cutlers in bountiful. best sandwhiches and cookies you will ever eat. plus i work there!

Nasty. Their cookies taste like a sandy butt hole.

 

[jazznmagic]

yeah thats why we sell out every day. and i am a bit worried that you have tasted sandy butt hole. but if thats your thing then go for it i guess.

 

[VINYLONE]

yeah thats why we sell out every day. and i am a bit worried that you have tasted sandy butt hole. but if thats your thing then go for it i guess.

I like you.

 

[moevillini]

I get most of my meals at the Provo temple because I'm there all day baptizing the dead for God. Their pork chops are off the ****ing chain.

-Craig

wait, you baptize dead people? isn't that like, kinda too late?

 

[TroutBum]

Artic Circle.

No seriously, people keep hyping all these other burger joints to me.....but my taste buds tell me Artic Circle is better.

The Arsnic Sewer? I'd rather eat at Cutler's.

 

[CONAN]

Is it sad that I grew up Mormon and didn't realize they served food at the temple?

Some don't serve anything.