Call me a homer a thousand times

[UGLI baby]

I certainly wouldn't pay to get him but if the Jazz had to take him in order to get Cousins then I would do it.

No. Thats like scoring a date with a hot babe, but on the condition that her little brother that always pees his pants has to tag along and ride in your car. Gotta draw the line somewhere.

Your not gettin in my car Jimner!!!

 

[spycam1]

Not out of the question but I still think that Hayward will be a player that makes everyone around him better. That is a rare find. Hard to give that up.

Oh, sure. I love Hayward. Love. But if you think Cousins has more potential than Favors, it seems odd that you would be so hesitant to give up Hayward.

 

[UGLI baby]

Can someone start a countdown thread for this coming Tuesday? Pos reps for whoever does. (I'm looking at you UGLI)

Good idea. Put an alarm on it too. I usually just sleep straight through Tuesdays.

How do you make new threadz?

 

[GVC]

Would be cool if Minnesota or San Antonio grabbed him.

 

[UGLI baby]

Would be cool if Minnesota or San Antonio grabbed him.

Who the **** is this guy?!?^^

 

[orangello]

No. Thats like scoring a date with a hot babe, but on the condition that her little brother that always pees his pants has to tag along and ride in your car. Gotta draw the line somewhere.

Your not gettin in my car Jimner!!!

Well, the car that I was sporting when I was still dating could have handled it.

 

[spycam1]

Aight, so let's assume some major Cousins shopping will begin Tuesday...or something.....

So who else would be major bidders? Could anyone seriously offer more than Kanter + GS pick?

 

[orangello]

Would be cool if Minnesota or San Antonio grabbed him.

Please explain.

 

[orangello]

Who the **** is this guy?!?^^

The "too cool for school" guy.

 

[GVC]

Who the **** is this guy?!?^^

eh?

 

[UGLI baby]

eh?

This is jazzfanz.com not timberwolvesfanz or spurzfanz!

We want Cousins! Give us Cousins!


TUUUUUUUEEEEESSSSSSSDDDDAAAAYYYYY!!!

 

[NUMBERICA]

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[orangello]

Aight, so let's assume some major Cousins shopping will begin Tuesday...or something.....

So who else would be major bidders? Could anyone seriously offer more than Kanter + GS pick?

I agree. Or better yet, who can take some salary off their hands that they can swap for expirings that they can then use to try to out bid for a FA? I could see a Jefferson and GS pick for Cousins + Garcia and something else (gulp, maybe Jimmer) making this happen.

What I wouldn't want to see is Jefferson and Kanter going off together.

 

[orangello]

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By my count that is 1010 "homer". You overdid it this time.

 

[UGLI baby]

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tl;dr

 

[NUMBERICA]

By my count that is 1010 "homer". You overdid it this time.

Just giving 101%, coach.

 

[NUMBERICA]

Is anyone concerned AT ALL, that Cousins would eat Corbin - and inevitably whoever the Jazz got to replace him if it came down to it - alive?

 

[spycam1]

Is anyone concerned AT ALL, that Cousins would eat Corbin - and inevitably whoever the Jazz got to replace him if it came down to it - alive?

Some. I was also worried he wouldn't want to play in Utah long term, but PKM says that's not the case. Idk, I'm definitely down for going after him if he's being made available...and I'd come out swinging with the bids.

 

[GVC]

Please explain.

Seems to me Cousins has all the talent, physicality and drive to win to be a force in the NBA. He doesn't display an ability to consistently harness his tools to best help his team win, at least in his early NBA career; there's no reason why he should be shooting such a poor percentage or fouling at such a high rate. He hasn't had an opportunity to play with good veterans and/or coaches who command respect and can back it up with a deep understanding of what it takes to win basketball games. Duncan/Parker/Pop or Rick Adelman (with Rubio and Love) might actually be able to teach Cousins how to play.

 

[spycam1]

... But go get Cousins. Before the league finds out.
Serious.

Most curious sentence of the thread.