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  1. fallenchicken

    Why hasn't a player's only meeting been called? There's no leadership on this team, maybe that's the real problem

    It just doesn't seem like there's anyone on this team who can grab the reins, pick guys up, call them out, and try to get this team back into shape. Donovan is a great player but he's not a leader--he's not the guy who's going to do that. Same with bogey. Gobert tries but he lacks the social...
  2. fallenchicken

    Everyone needs to take a deep breath. The only games that matter are still a long way off.

    First check Rudy's twitter feed: he says they'll be fine and I trust him more than anyone. I'm seeing a lot of fire quin threads, and surprisingly--a lot of Trade Mitchell stuff. That's crazy to me. You might like Gobert better. He might be more consistent in the regular season, might even be...
  3. fallenchicken

    Is Mitchell God?

    It's time for this thread, knew it was coming, I am the founder of the Mitchell religion, immaculate conception, no more false idols, etc etc.
  4. fallenchicken

    Is Derrick Favors Dead?

    He has vanished into thin air. Think about it. He's not even on the sidelines in a suit. What is his injury? Back Spasms? What are those? something is fishy. I think he died in a skiing avalanche and the team is trying to keep it under wraps so they can trade him.
  5. fallenchicken

    The Witcher 3 comes out Tuesday

    u nerds ready?
  6. fallenchicken

    Blow it up

    Time to face the music fellas. This team had a good run. But it's over. We need to go younger.
  7. fallenchicken

    Chad Ford caught changing past draft boards to make himself look better

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/2tk9xa/chad_ford_changes_his_draft_boards_years_after/
  8. fallenchicken

    The Screaming Kids

    Something needs to be done. Who put the daycare center behind Boler and Harpring? Watching the game feels like i'm in a elementary school bus going on a field trip. We need to make the Jazz Bear scary and mean to children so kids stop going to the games.
  9. fallenchicken

    There's a game on tonight.

    But is it on TV?
  10. fallenchicken

    Trey Burke is getting sued

    https://www.macombdaily.com/general-news/20140730/warren-man-sues-shaquille-oneal-trey-burke-over-online-mocking
  11. fallenchicken

    You guys, Lebron called, and he's taking me to Cleveland with him!

    Basically little Jazzmen I've finally made it in this world. Lebron is adding me to his entourage. I can only take five possessions with me, he says, no more, no less. "You must pick exactly five of your possessions," Lebron commanded cryptically, "choose wisely." and hung up. So i'm, I got my...
  12. fallenchicken

    IS Bledsoe a free agent this offseason?

    We should throw some money at him.
  13. fallenchicken

    In Which the Utah Jazz tango with the Cleveland Cavaliers Fri, Feb 28 5:30 MT

    GOD HATES YOU Cleveland AND LEBRON AIN'T EVER COMING BACK BUT PLEASE WIN This is my first gamethread and I think it's pretty excellent.
  14. fallenchicken

    Burks is the reason we're winning games

    Doesn't that make us happy? We're not winning games because of vets; BECAUSE OF BURKS. BURKS IS A BALLER. HE'S A GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH OUT THERE HAVE WE EVER HAD A PLAYER WHO COULD GET TO THE RIM LIKE HIM Why aren't we happy about that?
  15. fallenchicken

    This site has jumped the tuna fish by turning on Hayward

    Seriously. Those who predicted the fanbase wouldn't be able to deal with a few seasons of non-contention were right: our fanbase is ****ing nutty. Hayward was asked to be the #1 option (and everyone agreed beforehand that he's not) on a team that, without Burke, was starting 90 year old Jamal...
  16. fallenchicken

    Burks Unchained

    I've been on the bandwagon the whole time.
  17. fallenchicken

    The Brandon Rush Weight Watchers Thread

    He looks like late-era Carlton from Fresh Prince.
  18. fallenchicken

    We should all root for the Jazz these final games, because next season is The Year of the Tank

    We have nothing to lose for. We don't have much to win for, but it'd be cool to make the playoffs over the Lakers. This draft is supposedly awful. Next draft is supposedly great. We're (hopefully) going to let the vets walk, throw the keys to the young bigs, and probably lose. A lot...
  19. fallenchicken

    Can we get a video of the Favors 3 attempt?

    It needs to be immortalized.
  20. fallenchicken

    Lol

    Greatest game of the season all seasons.
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