10 Hot Takes/Predictions for teh SZN

[Thee Jazz Fan]

1. Jazz win 9 games all year, 6 coming in the last month.
2. Vando leads the jazz in reb, Ast, Steals, and blocks the last two months
3. Beasley, Conley, and JC all get traded at the deadline
4. Markkanen wins three point contest.
5. Sexton is an Injury replacement at the allstar game.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

1. Jazz win 9 games all year, 6 coming in the last month.
2. Vando leads the jazz in reb, Ast, Steals, and blocks the last two months
3. Beasley, Conley, and JC all get traded at the deadline
4. Markkanen wins three point contest.
5. Sexton is an Injury replacement at the allstar game.

Only one of these is a hot take. The rest are you just typing nonsense.

 

[KqWIN]

Just want to say none of you on here have hot takes. You guys are all super reasonable compared to the real hot takes are the twitter people. The mental gymnastics people do to justify anything and everything this franchise does is crazy lol.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Just want to say none of you on here have hot takes. You guys are all super reasonable compared to the real hot takes are the twitter people. The mental gymnastics people do to justify anything and everything this franchise does is crazy lol.

Hot takes arent suppose to be things that certifiably insane/have no shot at happening. They are just predictions that are slightly spicy.

 

[SoberasHotRod]

I'm not really a hot take guy, but here's one:

- We have a major front office shake up mid season or shortly after the season. Either Ainge decides the rebuild is too much work and goes back to retirement or JZ goes somewhere he has more control.

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

Only one of these is a hot take. The rest are you just typing nonsense.

Someone file this away for later

 

[Ferguson_Mellochill]

I don't have any hot takes. The team can't shoot competitively and most lineups can't defend competitively either. If there is a hot take, I guess it's that the Jazz are legitimately in play for the worst record in the WC. Houston and OKC have the ability to be better than the Jazz if they want to.

 

[Park Bites]

Let me take a stab at some hot takes

1 - MellotheJazzKiller will come on jazzfanz and apologize for the knicks not making a better offer for Don
2 - Homey will actually make a post that is not gleague related or former jazz men
3 - Cy will and Lopo will become fast friends and agree on Don
4 - Jazz will actually win the 1st and 2nd pick in the draft shortly after the earth will be hit by an asteroid.
5 - I will get my PTSD under control and have a normal life.
6 - Hearsky's mom will become a nun
7 - I will get banned for this post
8 - Cy will actually listen to someone else's point of view and agree to disagree
9 - one of my favorite teams will win a championship this year
10 - I completely fail at this hot takes thing

 

[MTS]

Garbage thread.

The T-Wolves are winning the championship.

 

[Bodhi]

1. The Jazz will win 23 games

2. No one on the Jazz will average 20 ppg. The closest will be Lauri, he will average 18.7 PPG.

3. The Jazz will make 3 separate trades from the time of this post until the mid-season trade deadline.

4. @Handlogten's Heros will like THT by the end of the season.

5. Walker Kessler will make the All-Rookie 2nd Team.

6. Mike Conley will not be traded this season. He will average roughly 25 mpg and appear in 50 games (no major injuries). He will be good enough to where he is a tradeable asset in 2023-2024 without being viewed as a negative for the team acquiring him. (My caveat would be if John Wall has a season ending injury the Clippers will trade for him)

7. Despite the high amount of 3pt shooting talent the Jazz have, they will be a bottom 10 team in terms of 3pt shooting percentage.

8. The Jazz will have the worst defense per Team Defensive Rating (via NBA.com)

9. Jared Vanderbilt will lead the team in rebounds per game.

10. 4/6/23 will be the most important game of the season and it will decide who has the worst record in the NBA. If I told you the names of every Jazz player who will play in the game that day, you will only recognize 4 of the names from the current roster. The others will be G-League call-ups. The level of atrocity on display will make the league consider changes to the rules.

*Bonus Non-Jazz Take* T'Wolves finish 1st in the Western Conference Regular Season and lose in the Conference Finals.

What's your definition of "hot"?

These are some of the most tepid takes I've seen.

"each team will play 82 total NBA games"

"Only male athletes will play in games this season"

"National anthems before each and every game this year"

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

What's your definition of "hot"?

These are some of the most tepid takes I've seen.

"each team will play 82 total NBA games"

"Only male athletes will play in games this season"

"National anthems before each and every game this year"

Boler will call a free throw line jumper a three pointer... then be shocked and say "they gave him a two?!?!?"

Jazzfanz will discuss whether the Mike Conley trade was a failure or success.

I will swear off Hearsky's mom only to get lonely on the weekend and relapse.

Cy will call someone a racist.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Boler will call a free throw line jumper a three pointer... then be shocked and say "they gave him a two?!?!?"

Jazzfanz will discuss whether the Mike Conley trade was a failure or success.

I will swear off Hearsky's mom only to get lonely on the weekend and relapse.

Cy will call someone a racist.

Also we will sign and trade Paris Bass 7 more times.