2017 Draft Prospect Homer Thread (Since OL Aint Doing It)

[RandyForRubio]

Derrick White

 

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Bam 'Bam-Bam' Adebayo

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Yeah, I'm really bad at nicknames. Feel free to help me out.


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The One

I think one rhymes with his first name and his jersey number is "1"

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Bam 'Bam-Bam' Adebayo

Isn't "Bam" already his nickname since his actual name is Edrice?

 

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Isn't "Bam" already his nickname since his actual name is Edrice?

It is... I just wanted to type 3 bams in a row...

We can redo it like - Edrice Bam-bam-bam Adebayo.

 

[stormkoopacv03]

You should just rename Kyle 'You know' Kuzma since that's all he says in his media interviews. lol

 

[kabenac]

Wesley "3 & D" Iwundu

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Wesley "3 & D" Iwundu

I veto that nickname. Just terrible.

 

[stormkoopacv03]

Man, I'ma go with Luke 'Use the force' Kennard. Playa is a lights out shooter ya dig?

Update mines foo! don't be hatin' lol @ OP

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Update mines foo! don't be hatin' lol @ OP

My bad, missed it for some reason. I'm not going to use a dependent clause for a nickname when a more simple and better nickname exist within it. Luke "The Force" Kennard will suffice.

 

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Wesley "3 & D" Iwundu

When I read Wesely Iwundu I can't help but thinking of Olivia Newton John "Xanadu"

Iwundu your neon lights will shine
For you Iwundu

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

When I read Wesely Iwundu I can't help but thinking of Olivia Newton John "Xanadu"

Iwundu your neon lights will shine
For you Iwundu

Good enough for me.