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Coincidence that Hayward gets "food poisoning" when his servants start worshiping a false idol that is a stick of fried dough with cinnamon sprinkled on it. Come back to the flock heretics.
 
fallenchicken said:
Coincidence that Hayward gets "food poisoning" when his servants start worshiping a false idol that is a stick of fried dough with cinnamon sprinkled on it. Come back to the flock heretics.
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Neither the churro nor Hayward are monotheistic in nature, my friend. Think Hinduism.
 
fallenchicken said:
Coincidence that Hayward gets "food poisoning" when his servants start worshiping a false idol that is a stick of fried dough with cinnamon sprinkled on it. Come back to the flock heretics.
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Coincidence that Gobert gets healthy and plays at the first game that the creator of this thread [MENTION=848]dalamon[/MENTION] is at? Coincidence that once he starts eating a churro at the game we win?

Your rally churro doubt is not good for the cause.
 
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Good News everyone despite Hayward feeling crappy today he decided to go out and eat. Obviously he chose to eat a Churro and it fixed all his tummy problems and he is happy and ready to go for game 5!

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After hearing about how the Churro helped Gobert recover, Haywards belly ache disappear and helped the whole Jazz team win Withey thought maybe the power of Churro could help fix things for him. Im not sure it will help with this but you cant blame the guy for trying.

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YB85 said:
Last night, I was at a concert instead of the game. I was checking the score throughout and was getting concerned as the Jazz were down 6 in the 4th. In between bands, I passed the concession stand and noticed they were selling Churros. What the ****...I bought one. After devouring the sacramental flesh, a savior rose above all, parted the Clipper Sea, and led the Jazz to The Promised Game Six. I felt the spirit(s) and I am here to tell you that The Churro is Truth. Where I was lost, now I am saved.

Hallelujah! Amen! **** The Clippers!
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Bwahahahahahaha!!!
 
Ostertag>Duncan said:
Dal how was your very first Jazz playoff game!?

"using your expiring assets to add depth to the squad rocks the boat too violently and may destroy our delicately balanced beamed cakk bakk" - me
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It was fantastic and loud as ****-- I'm still on vacation so it's been mega hard to come onto this forum to talk about it.

But I'll post about my Utah adventures in a couple weeks. Meet amazing ppl, had an amazing time.
 
Asked Barkley how will the next game will be for the [edited by mod]..

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CP3 with Rudy on court:

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"Gimme the ball! Gimme the ball! Gimme gimme! Goddamn it!"
 
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addictionary said:
That's his impression of San Antonio women trying to eat a churro while drinking Shaq Soda.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=945UIS1LhqA
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Double-fisting the churros. I'm pretty sure that's our new playoff slogan.
 
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