Coronavirus

[LogGrad98]

Remember early in the pandemic when the cuckoo birds believed the vaccine was being used to get microchips into people? How crazy were those people? Totally ridiculous! Am I right! Am I right? It is ridiculous, right? Using the COVID-19 vaccination effort as a way to get everyone implanted with chips isn’t really a thing that could happen, right?

So you're saying this is happening surreptitiously against people's will and directly as part of the vaccine shot itself? Crazy.

 

[Ron Mexico]

Remember early in the pandemic when the cuckoo birds believed the vaccine was being used to get microchips into people? How crazy were those people? Totally ridiculous! Am I right! Am I right? It is ridiculous, right? Using the COVID-19 vaccination effort as a way to get everyone implanted with chips isn’t really a thing that could happen, right?

That's old technology. My nephew had an rfid chip put in his hand about 6 years ago. That's a bit different from secretly implanting those chips in you when vaccinated.

 

[Gameface]

I can't wait to see how many hundred of people get that chip.

 

[LogGrad98]

I can't wait to see how many hundred of people get that chip.

Where can I get one? Can I get one to unlock my phone automatically, or turn on my lights when I come home? That'd be sweet!

 

[Gameface]

Where can I get one? Can I get one to unlock my phone automatically, or turn on my lights when I come home? That'd be sweet!

I've heard of some Tesla owners getting their keyfob chip implanted so they can turn on their car without the bulk.

 

[LogGrad98]

I've heard of some Tesla owners getting their keyfob chip implanted so they can turn on their car without the bulk.

I should try that with my Clarity.

 

[TheGoldStandard]

I can't wait to see how many hundred of people get that chip.

After I received a booster my midichlorian count was off the chart. Even higher than Yoda's. There is no question that I'm joining the dark side. That lightning power is the shiznit.

 

[Al-O-Meter]

That's old technology. My nephew had an rfid chip put in his hand about 6 years ago. That's a bit different from secretly implanting those chips in you when vaccinated.

It is old technology for sure. My dogs have been chipped for years. What is new is the idea of using them for vaccine passports.

 

[Scat]

After I received a booster my midichlorian count was off the chart. Even higher than Yoda's. There is no question that I'm joining the dark side. That lightning power is the shiznit.

Lightning, smightning. What would you ever use it for? Fight Thanos?

I'd be much more interested in getting a beer from the fridge without having to get off the couch.

 

[TheGoldStandard]

Lightning, smightning. What would you ever use it for? Fight Thanos?

I'd be much more interested in getting a beer from the fridge without having to get off the couch.

My Tesla never needs to stop for a recharge. Plus my red lightsaber is kickass.

 

[Avery]

I'd like a chip implanted in my wife that makes her 89% less bitchy.

 

[One Brow]

I'd like a chip implanted in my wife that makes her 89% less bitchy.

I have two of them attached to the sides of my head. Perhaps yours are defective?