Dante has been out forever because he ded

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  1. fargon_sneaky_bastage

    fargon_sneaky_bastage Well-Known Member

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    If Jazzfanz could erupt like Vivint after free Chick-fil-A, it would tonight.

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  2. LogGrad98

    LogGrad98 Well-Known Member Contributor

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    With that title change this just became the best thread on JF. Might be one of the best ever. Right up there with Buckner, the GIF thread and the poor deceased is this inappropriate thread.
     
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  3. str8line

    str8line Well-Known Member Contributor 2019 Award Winner

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    He ded?
     
  4. LogGrad98

    LogGrad98 Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Yes
     
  5. Ostertag>Duncan

    Ostertag>Duncan My Members Premium Contributor 2019 Award Winner

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    You did the right thing sir.
     
  6. Ostertag>Duncan

    Ostertag>Duncan My Members Premium Contributor 2019 Award Winner

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    Yes, unfortunately the prognosis came back not looking good. Dante has a case of the he ded.
     
  7. Ron Mexico

    Ron Mexico Well-Known Member Contributor

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    So you agree Favors is our 3rd best player?
     
  8. r_u_s_t_b_u_c_k_e_t

    r_u_s_t_b_u_c_k_e_t Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Fixed.
     
  9. Jazz Spazz

    Jazz Spazz Inconceivable Staff Member

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    When he dun ded?
     
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  10. Douchebag K

    Douchebag K Well-Known Member

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    2-8 weeks ?? You didn’t look very far. It varies wildly. A guy at my gym had one and it didn’t heal properly for 6 months.

    Ded dude might not be back this season
     
  11. Sandman822

    Sandman822 Well-Known Member

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    RIP longboi 1995 - 2019 :(
     
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  12. elan_prodigy

    elan_prodigy Well-Known Member

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    Thats dark.
     
  13. Jazzta

    Jazzta Well-Known Member

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    LOL. Got a good laugh when I came across the title.
     
  14. JazzyFresh

    JazzyFresh Well-Known Member

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    RIP
     
  15. Ostertag>Duncan

    Ostertag>Duncan My Members Premium Contributor 2019 Award Winner

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    The exact date of ded is unfortunately unknown. I suspect it may have happened his rookie year and Lindsey ordered a weekend at Bernie's protocol to throw jazzfanz off his lies. Most likely his bodies decay has become too much with the ankle being the final twig to snap. The truth will finally have to come out. Cause of death: Mouthbreathertosis frail longboi bambititis.

    In loving memory
    Longboi
    1995-2014
    Gone before we knew you :(
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  16. infection

    infection Well-Known Member Staff Member 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    Exum have low blood sugar and he foiled.
     
  17. Handlogten's Heros

    Handlogten's Heros Well-Known Member 2019 Award Winner

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    Rumor has it Neto has had to carry most of the Weekend at Bernies duties which has taken a toll on his hamstrings.
     
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  18. Handlogten's Heros

    Handlogten's Heros Well-Known Member 2019 Award Winner

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    This made me irrationally happy... i never thought it'd happen... this place is getting progressive.
     
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  19. Handlogten's Heros

    Handlogten's Heros Well-Known Member 2019 Award Winner

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    this may be one of those weird Wizard deaths in the movies... where they die but come back and have more powers but are still dead... stay tuned.

    Also, I hate wizard movies and time travel movies... it always feels like they can have a bold moment and then cheat their way out of it.
     
  20. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    Lol

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