Dwyane Wade Deserves To Be Banned From Stadium


MeloTheJazzKiller

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You do know in tennis there is no coaching allowed from the stands. Well tennis is just like basketball (both sports utilize a ball), so why in the hell is Dwyane Wade allowed to coach from the stands?

I love basketball and I want it to be played fair and square. I am therefore writing a letter to Commissioner Adam Silver demanding that he ban Wade from attending any Utah Jazz games ever again. I am sure Mr. Wade can afford a TV that works. He can watch the games from his home.
 


MVP

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You do know in tennis there is no coaching allowed from the stands. Well tennis is just like basketball (both sports utilize a ball), so why in the hell is Dwyane Wade allowed to coach from the stands?

I love basketball and I want it to be played fair and square. I am therefore writing a letter to Commissioner Adam Silver demanding that he ban Wade from attending any Utah Jazz games ever again. I am sure Mr. Wade can afford a TV that works. He can watch the games from his home.
Wait, I though you cheer for us now since Knicks are not in playoffs anymore? Aren’t you happy we won?
 

MeloTheJazzKiller

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Wait, I though you cheer for us now since Knicks are not in playoffs anymore? Aren’t you happy we won?

I am rooting for the Jazz. The Clippers are the most disgusting team on planet Earth. A team full of criminal thugs:
- Pat Beverley
- Rondo
- DeMarcus Cousins
- the psycho twin Morris brother
The Jazz could sign OJ Simpson and still be a more beloved team than the Clippers.
 

MeloTheJazzKiller

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Almost positive you are just a Jazz fan doing an elaborate troll now.

Jazz fan? Huh? Believe me, if my Knicks met the Jazz in the Finals I would be bombarding Commissioner Adam Silver with well argued e-mails demanding that he order Donovan Mitchell to play for the Knicks because Mitchell was born in New York. I would also demand that Silver ban Gobert, Conley, Clarkson, and Ingles from the Finals because they aren't from Utah. I would do everything in my power to make sure the Knicks win that championship.
 

infection

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"A team full of criminal thugs" makes me think this is the same troll as CarolinaJazz
MTJK is obviously an alt (well, at least not a genuine person, maybe they don’t post here under a genuine handle), but CJ is definitely a real person.

I’ve thought recently, though, that most our alts currently are people who only function as alts and I don’t think any of them are regulars.
 

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