SPOILER ALERT!
OK, I can now chill. US lost, but they advance anyways. So after they choke in the final 30 secs against Portugal and can't manage at least a tie against Germany, they're through to the next round. But only because USA sucked less against Germany than Portugal did. Ain't soccer grand? At least there have been goal differentials to resolve ties. It's going to be embarrassing one of these Cups when a team is sent home after losing a coin toss.