If I was going to make a sign...
"Hey Chris, let me take you to Zupas"
"Clippers Fan Party Sponsored by Zupas"
"Clippers eat FREE at Zupas"
but only if the rumours are true....
I like your #2, but #3 is good. Could you do a play on words from teh old Utah License plate? The Greatest Snow on Earth....becomes "The Greatest Joe on Earth"
His wife confirmed Zupas.