Game Thread: Utah @ BYU, Sat. 9/21 8:15pm MT, ESPN2

[//r00t 4 Jazz]

I definitely think the U could win this game. However there are 3 things that tell me they will not, first the efense against USU and OSU tells me they aren't good enough at getting key stops, consistent stops or force TO's, obviously the secondary has been getting the attention but the LB's at their best are invisible/non-factor, and minus Trevor and Orchard the Dline gets no pressure what so ever.
Second is the Oline, the only thing keeping them from getting more criticism is the horrible secondary play, USU and OSU manhandled them the majority of the time and they don't provide the same amount rush and pressure as the team they'll face this week.
Third is the bye-week nothing but time to prepare, scheme and plan for the U along with extra practices to add wrinkles and tricks in, if this game is somehow even close by some miracle that extra week will play huge dividends.

With all that said I will be as I am now wearing my Ute gear all week to show my support and fandom and hope they prove me wrong.

 

[bigb]

I'm missing Salty right about now.

 

[TroutBum]

WTF are you talking about

Well, since you totally lied to me about paying my way into the poker tournament for driving you around. (ya, I went and got him and he backed out of actually paying), I have zero hope that you'll pay up our original "Double or Nothing" bet on the $15.00 that was held in trust, pending delivery of certain digital goods.

When BYU buries you tools, you're going to owe me $15.00.

 

[TroutBum]

I'm missing Salty right about now.

No kidding! I thought for sure I would see him in yesterdays game thread. This place just isn't the same.

 

[UGLI baby]

Well, since you totally lied to me about paying my way into the poker tournament for driving you around. (ya, I went and got him and he backed out of actually paying), I have zero hope that you'll pay up our original "Double or Nothing" bet on the $15.00 that was held in trust, pending delivery of certain digital goods.

When BYU buries you tools, you're going to owe me $15.00.

You're either joking about the whole thing and have done a good job of acting retarded, or you're a huge bitch to not pay up on a bet.

Not gonna give $15 to someone who has owed me $15 from a bet for a year.

Also, if you want to bet on the game this year lets each send our money to a third party before the game for safe holding since you obviously can't be trusted with the literally five's of dollars that are at stake here.

Holy **** I pray this is all a joke.

#pray4taylorsville

 

[TroutBum]

You're either joking about the whole thing and have done a good job of acting retarded, or you're a huge bitch to not pay up on a bet.

Not gonna give $15 to someone who has owed me $15 from a bet for a year.

Also, if you want to bet on the game this year lets each send our money to a third party before the game for safe holding since you obviously can't be trusted with the literally five's of dollars that are at stake here.

Holy **** I pray this is all a joke.

#pray4taylorsville

I know you're hungover from last night, so I'll go slooooow.

Last year we had a $30.00 bet on the game. (I'm not 100% sure if it was actually $30.00, but in this case, the actual number doesn't matter) Utah got lucky and won, so I was forced to pay a number of you people my hard earned monies. I pay my debts, pooh stain. I desperately needed a digital image of your companies logo or letterhead, and you refused to send me one. I paypal'd you $15.00 and said you could have the rest when you sent me a logo. (I know, I know -- that 15 seconds that it would take to email it to me was asking a lot.) You never sent it, so I kept your money. When you offered 20 bucks for a ride to and from the poker game, I was more than happy to oblige -- even though I knew you'd screw me over. You even said to me, "Shuddup! I'm not the non-payer guy!". Prior to this exchange, however, we agreed to go double-or-nothing on the $15.00 that I was holding in trust. Because you're a Ute fan, and therefore have no morals, you lied to me and essentially stole $15.00 from me. That's cool, bro. I assume you were lying about our double or nothing bet too, right? When BYU wins, we would have been even, but since you stole my money, you'll owe me my $15.00 that you stole. If Utah somehow pulls one out of their ***, I'll owe you an additional $15.00.

I know there weren't any inside jokes, EYE references, or gay porn in that last paragraph, so I hope you can focus long enough to get it all down. Let me know, bro.

 

[TroutBum]

And while I'm here, who else wants in on this action?

I'll bet anyone here that BYU beats Utah next week. Let's not be silly about it: $30.00 max per bet.

Step right up, bitches.

 

[UGLI baby]

I know you're hungover from last night, so I'll go slooooow.

Last year we had a $30.00 bet on the game. (I'm not 100% sure if it was actually $30.00, but in this case, the actual number doesn't matter) Utah got lucky and won, so I was forced to pay a number of you people my hard earned monies. I pay my debts, pooh stain. I desperately needed a digital image of your companies logo or letterhead, and you refused to send me one. I paypal'd you $15.00 and said you could have the rest when you sent me a logo. (I know, I know -- that 15 seconds that it would take to email it to me was asking a lot.) You never sent it, so I kept your money. When you offered 20 bucks for a ride to and from the poker game, I was more than happy to oblige -- even though I knew you'd screw me over. You even said to me, "Shuddup! I'm not the non-payer guy!". Prior to this exchange, however, we agreed to go double-or-nothing on the $15.00 that I was holding in trust. Because you're a Ute fan, and therefore have no morals, you lied to me and essentially stole $15.00 from me. That's cool, bro. I assume you were lying about our double or nothing bet too, right? When BYU wins, we would have been even, but since you stole my money, you'll owe me my $15.00 that you stole. If Utah somehow pulls one out of their ***, I'll owe you an additional $15.00.

I know there weren't any inside jokes, EYE references, or gay porn in that last paragraph, so I hope you can focus long enough to get it all down. Let me know, bro.

You're probly ****ing with me, but I'll bite.

Do you remember that when you payed me the half of the money that you owed me it was like 3 months after the bet and I had never even said anything about it?

Then, you texted me "hey I need a company logo from you RIGHT NOW!!!!!! I'll send you half the money I owe you now and half the money when you get me the logo. Hurry I need it!!!!"

So in my head I'm like, oh yeah he owes me $30. Cool. So I started to try and get you the logo because I wanted to help you out not because of 15 ****ing dollars that you owed me. I honestly tried and even sent you a couple things that I guess didn't work.

Then, you kept texting me all day telling me I couldn't get my $15 til you got the logo and I'm like "WTF does this dude really think I'll run around doing his job because he is holding hostage $15 from a bet we made several months ago? F that." And then I just started ignoring you.

Fast forward like 6 months to poker night and here I am decidedly NOT caring about $15 that some zoob owes me but now thinks is his because I wouldn't do his job for him 3 months after a bet that I won from him. You pick me up (which was extremely nice) and you say something like "dude I cant believe you are really going to give me $20 to give you a ride. If I were you I'd give me $5 and say suck my balls." I told you I wouldn't do that cuz I'm not a douchebag. We get to the poker thing and I'm like "oh yeah, this A-hole has owed me $15 for a year. I told him I'd give him $20 so I'll just give him $5 and we're even in any sane persons head."

I seriously hate you for arguing with me about $15 for a year. I never expected you to pay me, but I'm also obviously not handing someone an exact amount of money that they owe me.

Sorry that I didn't do your job for you and sorry that you don't get to decide whether or not you have to pay up on your bets.

 

[Deleted member 848]

Girl gimme dat popcorn

 

[cooldude32]

I wished the game was a couple hours earlier. Hate late games!

 

[UGLI baby]

Girl gimme dat popcorn

Holy **** just noticed that it's a DQ bag. Hahahahaha


£¥£ Retiring at 20,000 £¥£

 

[franklin]

You're probly ****ing with me, but I'll bite.

Do you remember that when you payed me the half of the money that you owed me it was like 3 months after the bet and I had never even said anything about it?

Then, you texted me "hey I need a company logo from you RIGHT NOW!!!!!! I'll send you half the money I owe you now and half the money when you get me the logo. Hurry I need it!!!!"

So in my head I'm like, oh yeah he owes me $30. Cool. So I started to try and get you the logo because I wanted to help you out not because of 15 ****ing dollars that you owed me. I honestly tried and even sent you a couple things that I guess didn't work.

Then, you kept texting me all day telling me I couldn't get my $15 til you got the logo and I'm like "WTF does this dude really think I'll run around doing his job because he is holding hostage $15 from a bet we made several months ago? F that." And then I just started ignoring you.

Fast forward like 6 months to poker night and here I am decidedly NOT caring about $15 that some zoob owes me but now thinks is his because I wouldn't do his job for him 3 months after a bet that I won from him. You pick me up (which was extremely nice) and you say something like "dude I cant believe you are really going to give me $20 to give you a ride. If I were you I'd give me $5 and say suck my balls." I told you I wouldn't do that cuz I'm not a douchebag. We get to the poker thing and I'm like "oh yeah, this A-hole has owed me $15 for a year. I told him I'd give him $20 so I'll just give him $5 and we're even in any sane persons head."

I seriously hate you for arguing with me about $15 for a year. I never expected you to pay me, but I'm also obviously not handing someone an exact amount of money that they owe me.

Sorry that I didn't do your job for you and sorry that you don't get to decide whether or not you have to pay up on your bets.

Did trout really do this to a Ute fan? Epic.