Honeymoon
- Thread starter Archie Moses
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So, anyways, they gave me a $150 fine for loitering, just because I hang out on the corner 24/7, the ********, them. They told me to show up in two weeks with the cash. I had it (I had to bust into a pawn shop to get it, but....) and was on my way to the courthouse when I seen these two Babes and.....well. long story short, I ended up with a two-week vacation, all expenses paid, courtesy of County.
But that aint the point. Point is this here: When I got out one of my homeys said: "Where you been? Jamaica?" I said: "Naw, I haven't even seen her. Where she at?"
That's when I learned that Jamaica is some kinda island. Like, whooda thunk?
But that aint the point. Point is this here: When I got out one of my homeys said: "Where you been? Jamaica?" I said: "Naw, I haven't even seen her. Where she at?"
That's when I learned that Jamaica is some kinda island. Like, whooda thunk?
Save your money and stick close to home. I have found over the years that the biggest deal about going on vacation with your wife is simply getting away from the daily grind. We have spent time alone in Hawaii, St. George, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Santa Barbara & Park City. By far my favorite was Park City. Yeah, yeah. Not very exotic, I know. But guess what? I was more relaxed and had more fun than any of the other locales. There was no rush to see as many sights as we could see. There was no fret over how much money was being spent. When we did go out I was familiar with the restaurants and customs which added to my comfort level. Best week I've ever spent on vacation with my wife. 50 miles from home.
Besides, you plan on staying in your room and having sex for a week. Why waste a week in hotel room in Hawaii?? You could do that in Provo. Save Hawaii for your 20th anniversary when you can no longer stand her.
Besides, you plan on staying in your room and having sex for a week. Why waste a week in hotel room in Hawaii?? You could do that in Provo. Save Hawaii for your 20th anniversary when you can no longer stand her.
Archie Moses
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Really? Cool Runnings.
Hopper
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Very wise, Marcus. Well, Archie, there's your answer....well, unless ya wanna include some Mexican Babes in on the action, in which case Ensenada is your best bet.
my middle son is going on his honeymoon soon and they are going to Disney World in Florida. He's been there a couple of times before as a kid, the last time was probably 8 or so years ago - his girl friend has never been there. They're both really looking forward to it. I can let you know what they think once they get back, if you're interested.
Archie Moses
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My oldest brother went on his honeymoon there. He told me it was the worst place he could have gone to and wasn't romantic at all.
ok, then!
well I sure hope my son & his fiancee don't share those sentiments!
When are you getting married by the way?
How about Vancouver and Victoria, BC? Both are really great places, relaxing and beautiful but with lots to see and do.
well I sure hope my son & his fiancee don't share those sentiments!
When are you getting married by the way?
How about Vancouver and Victoria, BC? Both are really great places, relaxing and beautiful but with lots to see and do.
Archie Moses
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August 7th. BTW, I didn't mean to sound like a hack in that last post. I just reread it and it sounded kinda rude. His wife loved Disney World and he didn't, but went anyways. I guess the fact that he doesn't really fit on any of the rides probably played a huge role on why he didn't like it, and he's divorced now.
haha
not a problem, some people just hate WDW, though in part I think it depends on where you stay and what your expectations are.August 7th. BTW, I didn't mean to sound like a hack in that last post. I just reread it and it sounded kinda rude. His wife loved Disney World and he didn't, but went anyways. I guess the fact that he doesn't really fit on any of the rides probably played a huge role on why he didn't like it, and he's divorced now.
At any rate, you seriously should look into Vancouver & Victoria, that'd be a great time of the year to visit, and you might even catch the Northern Lights! It's probably not a typical "honeymoon" type of spot, though.
Wow, didn't you just get engaged?
I mean, not to accuse you or anything, but when my friends have had extremely short engagements planned I immediately start making jokes about maternity wedding dresses.
Course, then again I'm the guy who's only half-joking about a five year long pre-nup process.
Victoria was the first port I visited while in the Navy. It is a beautiful place, very clean, very scenic. Lot's to do, but not too busy. I didn't make it over to the mainland, but Vancouver is a big city and I'm sure it'd be a blast too.
Being a sailor at the time I of course spent most my time in the strip club or at a bar, but as far as I could tell there were other things I could have been doing if I had wanted to.
I keep telling my wife we'll take a road trip up that way sometime. It really does suck that everyplace I visited while in the Navy I had to be with squids the whole time. It would have had so much more fun if my wife could have been there.