How Much Do You Fear December 26th 2019?

[Jazzmix]

They put nets out by the 3-point line?

Melo was clearly going for a dunk from a 3-point line so it would count for 3.

 

[gandalfe]

Yes. The refs.
Look, there are a few reasons why the Knicks have had a bad run for a looooong tme:

1. the refs - every single call they make goes against us. I watch all Knick games, you don't.

2. the schedule that the NBA gives us - When LeBum was in Cleveland and then in Miami we had to play him four times a season! Now LeBum moves to the west, so the NBA makes us play the reigning MVP Antentokoumnpo four times a year. Plus they schedule four games against Rookie Of The Year Ben Simmons, and next year the NBA will schedule four games that we have to play against Kyrie and Durant at the same time!

3. the fact that we play in The Garden - every player who comes to play us flat out says they want to post their best game at The Garden. Every player plays a thousand times harder against us at The Garden. You really think they play harder at the Vivint Smart Phone Arena?

I am not an excuse-maker. Those reasons above are simply facts.

You're aware that statements like "every single call" are easily disproven, right?

Here's a fact for you: New York's .400 winning percentage since 1999 is the worst in the NBA.

 

[Rubashov]

Yes. The refs.
Look, there are a few reasons why the Knicks have had a bad run for a looooong tme:

1. the refs - every single call they make goes against us. I watch all Knick games, you don't.

2. the schedule that the NBA gives us - When LeBum was in Cleveland and then in Miami we had to play him four times a season! Now LeBum moves to the west, so the NBA makes us play the reigning MVP Antentokoumnpo four times a year. Plus they schedule four games against Rookie Of The Year Ben Simmons, and next year the NBA will schedule four games that we have to play against Kyrie and Durant at the same time!

3. the fact that we play in The Garden - every player who comes to play us flat out says they want to post their best game at The Garden. Every player plays a thousand times harder against us at The Garden. You really think they play harder at the Vivint Smart Phone Arena?

I am not an excuse-maker. Those reasons above are simply facts.

If you came home and found Carmello in bed with your significant other, which side of the bed would you get in on?

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Here's a fact for you: New York's .400 winning percentage since 1999 is the worst in the NBA.

Here's a fact for you: The Knicks' Championship percentage for the years 1970 and 1973 is 100%.
What's the Jazz Championship percentage?

 

[Gameface]

Here's a fact for you: The Knicks' Championship percentage for the years 1970 and 1973 is 100%.
What's the Jazz Championship percentage?

1970 to 1973 must have been a glorious time for the Knicks! Too bad VHS hadn't been invented yet or maybe we could relive some of those memories with you grandpa.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

1970 to 1973 must have been a glorious time for the Knicks! Too bad VHS hadn't been invented yet or maybe we could relive some of those memories with you grandpa.

VHS wasn't invented during WWII, but I still enjoy the fact that we won.

 

[One Brow]

Here's a fact for you: The Knicks' Championship percentage for the years 1970 and 1973 is 100%.
What's the Jazz Championship percentage?

Utah's Championship Percentage for 1971 is 100%.

 

[gandalfe]

Here's a fact for you: The Knicks' Championship percentage for the years 1970 and 1973 is 100%.
What's the Jazz Championship percentage?

Congratulations on realizing you have to reach back nearly 50 years to find a time when the Knicks weren't crap.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Congratulations on realizing you have to reach back nearly 50 years to find a time when the Knicks weren't crap.

I have to go back 50 years for some great Knicks memories? Uhh, I only have to go back to last Saturday night. We won. Kicked the living hell out of the Wizards.

 

[Engorged On Unborn Gore]

1. the refs - every single call they make goes against us. I watch all Knick games, you don't.

Oh man! This is straight snowflake ****.

I am not an excuse-maker. Those reasons above are simply facts.

You're a certified excuse-maker now! AND you were a legal adult when the Knicks won their last championship, so that means you are a legit Boomer snowflake, complete with participation trophies sitting on your mantle!

Please tell us more details about the glory days!

 

[gandalfe]

I have to go back 50 years for some great Knicks memories? Uhh, I only have to go back to last Saturday night. We won. Kicked the living hell out of the Wizards.

The Knicks are so bad right now, they're one of the few teams for whom beating the 9-22 Wizards is actually an accomplishment.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

complete with participation trophies sitting on your mantle!

You don't believe in participation trophies? That makes you a Communist -- work for nothing.

Let me ask you something: did Malone and Stockton receive something every year even though they never won a Championship trophy? Of course they did, they got a paycheck. That's the way we work things in America - you do something, you receive some type of pay. Little League baseball players show up for every practice, play hard in the games....and you want to give them nothing when they have completed their work. That makes you a Communist.

I am a red-blooded all-American Capitalist: you work, you receive.
You are a Socialist/Communist: you work, you get nothing.