I get it now when the players talk about...

Discussion in 'Utah Jazz' started by whatthe, Nov 30, 2019.

  1. whatthe

    whatthe Well-Known Member

    333
    91
    48
    Jul 4, 2017
    Acclimating in Utah. Where do they live and fit in? Conley talks about a 34 minute drive in Memphis. It is a 34 minute drive because he belongs somewhere. If he didn't belong somewhere in Memphis then it would have been a 9 minute drive because he has a ton of money and would not need to live so far. ...
     
  2. Saint Cy of JFC

    Saint Cy of JFC Well-Known Member

    81,152
    8,772
    393
    May 27, 2010
    whatthe?
     
    Rubashov, Cptgrnlngs22, SCS and 4 others like this.
  3. Ostertag>Duncan

    Ostertag>Duncan My Members Premium Contributor 2019 Award Winner

    3,846
    2,154
    273
    May 26, 2010
    Am I high?
     
  4. MeloTheJazzKiller

    MeloTheJazzKiller Well-Known Member

    628
    170
    78
    Jan 21, 2016
    Interesting theory. It's Einstein-ian in its breath, scope, and depth. I wish I had the intellect to follow it. All my feeble mind can make of your profound post is that Mike Conley, due to the relativity of time, should actually belong somewhere and if he did, that would cut down his travel time from 34 to 9 minutes.

    I don't want to appear stupid, so I guess I should agree with that.
     
    Rubashov and Cptgrnlngs22 like this.
  5. oneye

    oneye Well-Known Member 2018 Award Winner

    1,753
    1,431
    223
    Dec 2, 2017
    Ummmm what?......SLC is an easily travel-able city. Nothings that far from anything. One huge plus for many things that happen in SLC is how short of a drive the airport is to downtown....in short...This post is dumb.
     
  6. str8line

    str8line Well-Known Member Contributor 2019 Award Winner

    7,909
    2,556
    263
    Nov 22, 2013


    upload_2019-11-30_12-33-35.png
     
    Rubashov and Jazzmix like this.
  7. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

    55,857
    11,206
    388
    Nov 4, 2010
    Lol
    This

    Sent from my ONEPLUS A6013 using JazzFanz mobile app
     
  8. infection

    infection Well-Known Member Staff Member 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

    12,311
    9,235
    428
    May 27, 2010




     
  9. whatthe

    whatthe Well-Known Member

    333
    91
    48
    Jul 4, 2017
    Lol. You are great at this.
     
  10. NPC D4617

    NPC D4617 Well-Known Member

    20,699
    2,644
    263
    Aug 10, 2012
    How many minutes is his drive in slc?
     
  11. infection

    infection Well-Known Member Staff Member 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

    12,311
    9,235
    428
    May 27, 2010
    8.
     
  12. candrew

    candrew Well-Known Member

    7,408
    2,011
    263
    May 29, 2010
    Locke actually brought this up a couple weeks ago albeit with a bit more clarity.
     
  13. Ostertag>Duncan

    Ostertag>Duncan My Members Premium Contributor 2019 Award Winner

    3,846
    2,154
    273
    May 26, 2010
    Expound please, I feel a little high atm.
     
    Nate505 and Rubashov like this.
  14. Archie Moses

    Archie Moses Well-Known Member

    12,667
    3,086
    268
    May 25, 2010
    Wtf you talking about? Try living in Daybreak.
     
  15. mellow

    mellow Well-Known Member

    12,091
    2,655
    263
    May 27, 2010
    Someone is.
     
  16. DasJazz

    DasJazz Well-Known Member

    2,322
    1,140
    178
    Dec 18, 2016
    I was gonna reply to the original post, but then I got high. I was gonna gove him a certified roast, but then I got high. I was gonna tell him his take is a joke, but then I got high, then I got high, then I got high. Nananananana!
     
    LoPo, Gameface and Ostertag>Duncan like this.
  17. Gameface

    Gameface All-Jazzfanz First Team! Contributor 2018 Award Winner

    24,674
    6,953
    428
    May 25, 2010
    No ****, Eassider be like "it's super easy getting around in SLC."

    The roads in the Salt Lake Valley are intentionally set up to keep the West Side residents on the West Side.
     
    Archie Moses likes this.
  18. Gameface

    Gameface All-Jazzfanz First Team! Contributor 2018 Award Winner

    24,674
    6,953
    428
    May 25, 2010
    I see what the OP is saying. Although I would think other players and staff would have advice on that and making a change when you're getting paid 30mil a year should be as easy as making a phone call.
     
  19. jope

    jope Well-Known Member

    3,879
    746
    163
    Jun 26, 2010
    Anyone complaining about Utah traffic needs to move to Portland for a month.
     
    MVP and LogGrad98 like this.
  20. candrew

    candrew Well-Known Member

    7,408
    2,011
    263
    May 29, 2010
    In short, Locke was trying to attribute (in part) Conley's slow start to his change in scenery, habits...
     

Share This Page