I Yearn for Cockburn

[Avery]

Hard to feel the burn when the guy isn’t going to make the roster.

 

[Ferguson_Mellochill]

We could have Udoka play 5 mins until he's ready to collapse, then bring in Kofi for 5 minutes. That way we maintain a paint-beast presence.

 

[Udidthizz]

I like the image of seven random 7ft 280 pounds dudes on the Jazz bench, coming in one after the other for their 5 minute stint.

 

[Hearsky]

He plays big, hard and erect. He is absolutely throbbing out there. Thrusting and grinding his way to make a big mushroom space so he can pound it in hard.

Hold on. be right back. Calling Hand Lotion's mom.

 

[LoPo]

He plays big, hard and erect. He is absolutely throbbing out there. Thrusting and grinding his way to make a big mushroom space so he can pound it in hard.

Hold on. be right back. Calling Hand Lotion's mom.

Hahahaha. Awesome

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[Gameface]

I burn
You burn
we all burn
for cockburn

 

[FalseFlagg K]

I had a lecturer at University with the surname Cockburn. She once quipped that she wished her parents had called her Ophelia

 

[sip]

It is crazy that a 20pt 10rb center with good athleticism is no longer worth being drafted.

 

[YoungJefe]

It is crazy that a 20pt 10rb center with good athleticism is no longer worth being drafted.

If DL was still here he would've traded back into the 1st for him.

 

[str8line]

If you really yearn for Cockburn I can give you Hearskys moms number.

LOL

 

[Ferguson_Mellochill]

Kofi moves really well and has a really high energy level for a man that size. Good hands and catch radius. Runs the floor pretty well. Has good balance and timing on this post moves. Athletically, he seems close to Andre Drummond, though he's a touch taller and not quite as long. He also seems a bit more mentally checked in than Drummond can be. Clearly he's a beast. Not sure why a team wouldn't draft him, tbh. If your 5-man isn't going to space the floor, he may as well dominate the paint.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmA6MpsVv78


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg45tIlOdV4

 

[Rubashov]

Nickname has to be Rooster yeah?