I'll take some fringe players and make a super-star:
1. Joel Bolomboy's body and rebounding.
2. Trevor Booker's heart and tenacity.
3. Tibor Pleiss' unreal shooting mechanics.
4. Udoh's defensive prowess.
5. Jarron Collins' ability to get minutes.
6. CJ Miles' three point volume.
7. Jerebko's three point percentage.
8. DeMarre Carroll's dreads.
9. Jose Ortiz's accent.
10. JLIII's initials.
11. Niang's contract.
12. Trey Lyles' balance.
13. Grayson's hand pads.
14. John Amaechi's perceived intelligence.
15. Hoffa's strength and willingness to get nasty and lay down a flagrant (or two).
16. Fesenko's standing reach.
17. Larry Miller's willingness to get into a scuffle with opposing fans.
18. Ben Handlogten's feel-good story.
19. Keith Mcleod's high school coach.
20. Steve Novak's long-ball.
21. Naz Long's per-36 scoring ability.
22. Thurl Bailey's goggles.
23. Boris Diaw's passing, vision, and charm.
Pretty sure that guy takes us over the top.