fishonjazz
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I don’t get the dutch or babe hate.
dutch is like an Amsterdam-based Borat. Just dumber. I find him fun in a silly way, sort of like some drunk uncle who likes to have a good time, is good for some chuckles but ends up saying stupid *** **** he swears by. He doesn’t mean any harm. He just is who he is.
babe is just straight out shtick. I remember when my dad was working for the Forest Fire Service in the Lebanon State Forest in the late 70’s. This was before it became the Brandan Byrne State Forest and the politicians got their claws into it. Dad was almost a decade removed from one sweaty tour but he still had a tough time dealing with it. Alcohol. Sleeping on the floor sometimes. Jumpy around fireworks. One time he had a coworker over the cabin he had built before the war. Just 20 years old when he’d done it but handy as hell. Anyway, that guy came over. Don’t think he shut his yap for more than the five seconds it took him to knock off half a beer. Talked about his exploits in Saigon when he served. Flying Hobos there. His escape from some POW camp. My dad usually walked away when the guy’d start in on that. But some of his stories were captivating. He was there right when the war first started. And I was just up to my mamas hips then and my dad wasn’t much of a talker himself, and almost never spoke of the war. So when Clarence Busch started in, I’d sidle over and lean in slack-jawed. I always thought it must’ve been like my great grandpop after the Great War, listening to the Fireside Chats. But Clarence moved a year or two later out to California. Think he got in trouble with drunk driving my pops said. When that Nic Cage movie by the Coens came out years after, my dad would always say that M. Emmet Walsh character in the film was Clarence.
But that’s babe. He just tells stories. Not because he cares to share in some meaningful way but rather because he has a shtick and role to play and too many here, take the bait. So more stories keep coming. If you went back and reread each one though, I’m sure there’s inconsistencies, thus making much of what he says completely irrelevant. At least to me.
Both of them simply post meaningless drivel.
You say you don’t get it yet I never see you get into discussions with either of them so you kind of do get it I think.