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I'm bloody hammered and thinking of you, Franklin

Archie Moses said:
No. It has nitrix oxide too. Helps my bowl movements.
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NO-Xplode Proprietary Blend:
20,500mg
(NO-Xplode Contains a patent pending nutrient suspension matrix & Efforsorb Delivery System)

NO Meta-Fusion (patent pending)
(L-arginine AKG, Citral-M (citrulline malate), L-citrulline AKG, L-histidine AKG, RC-NOS (rutacarpine 95%), gynostemma pentaphyllum (95% gypenosides), NAD (nicotinamide adenine dinucleotide)

Muscle Volumizing Creatine Matrix (patent pending)
2CM (dicreatine malate), Betapure (trimethylglycine), Glycovol (glycocyamine), GuaniPro (guanidino proplonic acid), Cinnulin PF (aqueous cinnamon extract), keto-isocaproate potassium

Ener-Tropic Xplosion (patent pending)
L-tyrosine, taurine, Endurlac (glucuronolactone), l-tyrosine AKG, methylxanthines (caffeine), MCT's (medium chain triglycerides), vinpocetine 99%, vincamine 99%, vinburnine 99%

Phospho-Electrolyte Replacer
Calcium phosphate, magnesium oxide, potassium phosphate, sodium phosphate

Glycerol Hydrating Polymers
Potassium glycerophosphate, magnesium glycerophosphate, glycerola stearate

Other Ingredients:
Maltodextrine, citric acid, sodium bicarbonate, lemon juice powder, malic acid, potassium citrate, natural and artificial flavors, aspartame, acesulfame potassium, FD&C Red 40, FD&C Blue 1.



Now I don't know what any of that is, but it sounds pretty bad.
 
KrazeeEyezKilla said:
NO-Xplode Proprietary Blend:
20,500mg
(NO-Xplode Contains a patent pending nutrient suspension matrix & Efforsorb Delivery System)

NO Meta-Fusion (patent pending)
(L-arginine AKG, Citral-M (citrulline malate), L-citrulline AKG, L-histidine AKG, RC-NOS (rutacarpine 95%), gynostemma pentaphyllum (95% gypenosides), NAD (nicotinamide adenine dinucleotide)

Muscle Volumizing Creatine Matrix (patent pending)
2CM (dicreatine malate), Betapure (trimethylglycine), Glycovol (glycocyamine), GuaniPro (guanidino proplonic acid), Cinnulin PF (aqueous cinnamon extract), keto-isocaproate potassium

Ener-Tropic Xplosion (patent pending)
L-tyrosine, taurine, Endurlac (glucuronolactone), l-tyrosine AKG, methylxanthines (caffeine), MCT's (medium chain triglycerides), vinpocetine 99%, vincamine 99%, vinburnine 99%

Phospho-Electrolyte Replacer
Calcium phosphate, magnesium oxide, potassium phosphate, sodium phosphate

Glycerol Hydrating Polymers
Potassium glycerophosphate, magnesium glycerophosphate, glycerola stearate

Other Ingredients:
Maltodextrine, citric acid, sodium bicarbonate, lemon juice powder, malic acid, potassium citrate, natural and artificial flavors, aspartame, acesulfame potassium, FD&C Red 40, FD&C Blue 1.



Now I don't know what any of that is, but it sounds pretty bad.
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It's not as bad as it sounds. Twinkies are far worse to consume.
 
Marcus said:
I'll second this. I've passed out twice in my life. Once when I had the flu but decided to do yardwork in the hot July sun and once after having surgery and they had just removed the packing. You feel yourself "going dark" and then all of the sudden someone yelling at you to wake up. When you wake up it's like having had the best nights sleep in your life. It's like a reset button for your brain.
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I went 29 years without passing out. I've seen it all, from live birth, dead bodies, suicides, to the gutting of livestock and big game. Nothing really does anything to me as far as that goes, and I've never even come close to passing out... Until I watched a Dr. cut my wife open and pull a baby out of her belly. I missed the birth of my third child because I was unconscious on the floor in the delivery room. I woke up feeling like a garbage truck just ran over my chest, couldn't feel my arms or legs, and I was 99% sure I was about to dump my pants. I had to physically hold my butt cheeks together to keep from painting the floor a beautiful shade of chocolate.

WORST. EXPERIENCE. EVAR.
 
TroutBum said:
I went 29 years without passing out. I've seen it all, from live birth, dead bodies, suicides, to the gutting of livestock and big game. Nothing really does anything to me as far as that goes, and I've never even come close to passing out... Until I watched a Dr. cut my wife open and pull a baby out of her belly. I missed the birth of my third child because I was unconscious on the floor in the delivery room. I woke up feeling like a garbage truck just ran over my chest, couldn't feel my arms or legs, and I was 99% sure I was about to dump my pants. I had to physically hold my butt cheeks together to keep from painting the floor a beautiful shade of chocolate.

WORST. EXPERIENCE. EVAR.
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I can count numerous sources of horror in this message above, but let it be noted that one of them is the fact that you are a father to at least three children.

Archie, that shiv you are drinking has unknown long-term consequences. Alcohol is pretty well understood. If you support the consumption of one and not the other, then you are standing purely on moral grounds. Just admit that you are following the company line and I'll be happy.
 
TroutBum said:
I went 29 years without passing out. I've seen it all, from live birth, dead bodies, suicides, to the gutting of livestock and big game. Nothing really does anything to me as far as that goes, and I've never even come close to passing out... Until I watched a Dr. cut my wife open and pull a baby out of her belly. I missed the birth of my third child because I was unconscious on the floor in the delivery room. I woke up feeling like a garbage truck just ran over my chest, couldn't feel my arms or legs, and I was 99% sure I was about to dump my pants. I had to physically hold my butt cheeks together to keep from painting the floor a beautiful shade of chocolate.

WORST. EXPERIENCE. EVAR.
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I apologize in advance if you feel I am crossing a line here but would you care to expound on the dead bodies and suicide which you referenced?
 
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